R.I.P. J.G. |
"Perhaps our own fin-de-siecle decadance takes the form, not of libertarian excess, but of the kind of over-the-top puritanism we see in political correctness and the assorted moral certainties of phy...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:39:00 GMT |
Hooray! |
It would appear that President Obama wants any doctor with reservations about performing abortions to be forced to do so, under the threat of losing his/her job. What a great day for people who demand...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 13:41:00 GMT |
A tale of domestic bickering |
One day, I made a decision. It wasnt an easy one to make. Thats it, Lois, I told my live-in girlfriend. Im throwing in the towel. No, dont do that! she replied. How could you? Im sorry, I ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 07:35:00 GMT |
What's worse... |
...getting a cease-and-desist order......or getting a cyst, a disease, and a disorder?
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:09:00 GMT |
Hey, sports fans! |
I'm currently putting together a new magazine! It will cover all the latest news from the world of professional sports.The title of the magazine will be PRO LIFE.The first issue will feature an interv...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:45:00 GMT |
Boy, would I hate to be McDonald's right now |
At a town hall meeting in Ft. Myers, Florida, a man with asthma named Julio Osegueda told President Obama his touching story: he's been working at McDonald's for the past four and a half...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:44:00 GMT |
Dear World |
Dear World,It's me, the United States of America. Listen, I've been a real jerk. There's no excuse for the way I've behaved toward you. If you're angry at me, I completely understand. All I ask is tha...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 09:56:00 GMT |
Repetition |
The one thing I hate more than anything else is repetition. When somebody says something, and then says it again using slightly different wording to hide the fact that they're repeating themselves, I ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:08:00 GMT |
Repetition |
The one thing I hate more than anything else is repetition. When somebody says something, and then says it again using slightly different wording to hide the fact that they're repeating themselves, I ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:07:00 GMT |
Repetition |
The one thing I hate more than anything else is repetition. When somebody says something, and then says it again using slightly different wording to hide the fact that they're repeating themselves, I ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:07:00 GMT |
