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About Me

When you were here before, Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel, Your skin makes me cryYou float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special You're so fucking specialBut I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong hereI don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soulI want you to notice when I'm not around You're so fucking special I wish I was specialBut I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhhShe's running out the door She's running out She run run run run... run...Whatever makes you happy Whatever you want You're so fucking special I wish I was specialBut I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong hereI don't belong here...-Radiohead
You are....Ragetti's dress fetish. Okay, so you like dressing
up. Frilly things are fun! There's no shame in
being who you are, and you DO look rather
fetching in that strawberry number. Oh yes, and
you encourage your friends to come along.
After all, no one likes to look ODD, do they?
Which Pirates of the Caribbean Character's Unhealthy Fetish are YOU?
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You are Jekyll & Hyde, the musical retelling of the
Robert Louis Stevenson book of the same name.
You are very philosophical and ultimately
pessimistic. However, you do admit that in the
battle between good and evil, one can never
fully conquer the other. On a sidenote, you
were a good musical that suffered from a bad
director and lack of money. Please come back!Your songs include "Once Upon a Dream,"
"Someone Like You," and "This is
the Moment."
What Broadway Musical Are You?
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What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)

Eden
You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.
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You are The Moon

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.

The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.

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My Interests

Dancing, acting, singing, late nights with good friends, memories, quiet times, that one song that fits your mood just right, new people, learning, new places, trees, rain, warm, fires, blankets, hot cocoa, the smell of burning dust, the other smells that make you remember things from long ago, pirates, dark, light, Christmas, getting to know people, conversations with people of opposite personalities, Bible studies, clay, creativity, bikes, lakes with ducks, dogs, sporadic kittens, my family, pictures, old movies, musicalsSnorting sugar has always been one of my fave pass times
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I'd like to meet:

I'm willing to meet just about anyone. The real topic is who would like to meet me. Once I know that, I know where to start.

Music:

Frank Sinatra (One of my faves), cake, weezer, green day, My chemical romance, Steve Miller Band, Nat king Cole, temptaions, Michael Jackson, Death cab for Cutie, System of a Down, Doors, Pink Floyd, Sugar ray, Gorillaz, Sixpence non the richer, Dashboard confessionals, Coheed and cambria, The Beatles (of course), Dresden Dolls, Outkast, Nirvana, Kanye West, Regina Spektor, Jamie Cullum, Vermillion Lies, Madeline Peyroux, Iron and Wine, Brighteyes, Sublime, She wants revenge, White Stripes, a bunch of oldies, classical, and even some country.

Movies:

Which Monty Python & the Holy Grail Character are you REALLY?
You are Sir Bedevere! Wise and creative, you are able to counsel others as well as come up with some really ingenious plans of attack...sort of.
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Television:

I love this child!!!

Books:

Books are amazing. I just wish I had more time to read them.

Heroes:

Batman, hands down.
What Final Fantasy VII character are you?
You are RENO. Yeah, admit it, you're a smart-ass.
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My Blog

7:00 AM Mommy’s Little Girl

A wail shrieks through the house. A child wanders aimlessly, crying, searching. A mother wakes, a father grumbles. The mother 'loves' the boy, "Let's get you your medice," she says with a groggy monot...
Posted by It's "show me your boobs," jackass on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:02:00 PST

Herman P. Busybody

Herman P. Busybody was, as his name suggested, a very busy man. All around town he was known for his extreme trend for a multitude of maniacle activities to keep him busy. He had been this way ever si...
Posted by It's "show me your boobs," jackass on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:19:00 PST

Taxis and Buses

      She sat down next to him with a heavy sigh. The boy with the greasy hair turned out of surprise (he had fallen asleep in the few moments he had gotten on the bus). The g...
Posted by It's "show me your boobs," jackass on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:07:00 PST

The Best Way to Give a Wedgie

Many a time people find they want to inflict some form of damage on another being without actually physically hurting them. One popular form of torment and humiliation is the Wedgie, most commonly adm...
Posted by It's "show me your boobs," jackass on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:20:00 PST

Slightly...strong language. Beware!!!!

Bitch-ass-muther-fucking-whore-spawn-of-a-granny-cunt-piece- of-shit-faced-rat-bastard-with-a-pus-filled-bladder-infectio us-no-spined-limp-dicked-rag-humper! The only fucking words I could think of as ...
Posted by It's "show me your boobs," jackass on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:16:00 PST

Lolly and Varnak

Lolly and Varnak were two very different people.Lolly was often quiet and reserved.Oh, dont get me wrong,He wasn't a stiffHe just was more of a blue.Varnak was the complete opposite.She reaked of bois...
Posted by It's "show me your boobs," jackass on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:40:00 PST

Pious Mr. Peters

Mr. Peters was a lovely little man who lived in a lovely little blue house surrounded by a lovely white picket fence. Most days when the sun was brightly shining it's warming greetings, causing a stir...
Posted by It's "show me your boobs," jackass on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST

Verrall...oh, Paul

It's quiet... Had a lot of thinking today. Thought of you...all the yous I've known. What is, what was, what will be, and what might have been. It's cold tonight. Cloudless, starry night. I light up ...
Posted by It's "show me your boobs," jackass on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:25:00 PST

Another lame attempt at poetry

"The Killers" I am R.O.B.O.T. Or am I man? Before, I was        Flesh Bone    Essence My heart pounded It ached with the     BURSTING of a ...
Posted by It's "show me your boobs," jackass on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:02:00 PST