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It's hard to talk about yourself without coming across as an asshole, but here goes. I work, work out, and watch too much tv. It's not much, but it's what I've got.I recently quit smoking and drinking, and reality isn't half as bad as it seemed before I drank/smoked. While alot has changed, I don't feel that I myself have changed that much.By the way, if anyone is interested in donating some money to the "Get Joe to Amsterdam" fund, just leave a message.
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My Blog

Future writers beware

Has anyone ever noticed that writer's, while they must have nearly the safest job in the world., get hurt or sick all the fucking time?  Stephen King gets ran over, Terry Pratchett has Alzheimer's, I'...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 07:51:00 GMT

Herro Radies And Gentremen!

Has anyone else noticed to President Obama seems like kinda depressed lately?  I, like many other people I'm sure, just thought that it was the pressures of the office coming to bear on him.  I have a...
Posted by on Sat, 30 May 2009 20:39:00 GMT

They’re going to kill Batman, I hate them

For those who haven't heard, this week's issue of Batman they are going to kill him.That's right, the caped crusader is dead.Who in the fuck had this brainstorm;"Hey guys, I know we're riding a w...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:19:00 GMT

Deep thoughts.... by the Bastard

Why do they always act like a post-apocalyptic world would be bad?  All you have to do is find stuff/people to eat and not get killed.  No work?  No bills?  Sign me up. Why do they...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:33:00 GMT

A serious blog (I know im surprised too)

Well election day is here, and from the polls it looks like I'm gonna lose. Sorry Some Lady, looks like you'll have to wait to see the Oval Office. I already have a VP, but I can always use a Lewinsky...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 17:44:00 GMT

Obama vs. McCain?

Inoperable brain cancer or aids?  Seems like really the same thing. On one side we have Obama, who has no leadership experience, but the backing of hollywood and therefore more money than jesus t...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:49:00 GMT

Problems with MMORPGs

For those who don't know, MMORPG stands for Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games.  I have been a fan of this genre for quite awhile, but have to see numerous flaws that plague most if ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 23:24:00 GMT

Been a while

Seems everyone else I know is getting back to blogging now, so I fgured I would give anyone who gives a shit an update on mine as well. Still working at the convencience store Still hate the con...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:51:00 GMT

When in doubt, take Moose Road

We saw: A road with 26 ponds Leatherface's summer home A business called the David Duke Association A house with 7 grills on the back porch (still puzzled) A place that makes Drummonds look metropolit...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 07:04:00 GMT

Pillsbury Doughboy Pink Frosting Abortion

Well another trip to New Orleans, and we all live to tell about it.  Sadly the same can not be said for the hotel room.  Between the pink frosting and cupcakes smattered on every surface, th...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 06:36:00 GMT