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Dan

About Me

I am your average concerned citizen with a non-homosexual boner for Stephen Harper. I am currently 'Employee of the Year' at my place of work. I like unicorns and starfish.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would start out with Stephen Harper, but, LOOOOOOK! Ralph Klein, Patrick Jadan, Alice Cooper, Batman, Hulk Hogan, Cold Black Death

My Blog

Common People

I want to sleep with common people.
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 20:44:00 GMT

Jesus

DIED FOR YOUR SINS! You are all sinners and will burn in hell. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone and that WOULD BE ME! Sinners I say, the whole lot of you.
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 18:55:00 GMT

Laguna Beach

I don't get it.
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 14:02:00 GMT

Remix: part IX

Touch it - bring it - babe - watch it -turn it - leave it - stop - format it
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 18:36:00 GMT

apples and penile implants

Dear Freaks,Hi, get a haircut. Eat some fruit, like apples, or perhaps the exact opposite of apples, more apples. And while you are at it, it would not hurt to stop picking on your slighty effeminat...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 18:52:00 GMT

MYSPACE IS ULTRA

GAY! F this crap. What a huge waste of time. I could be watching reruns of C.S.I. Crime Scene Investigation or Law & Order: Special Victims Unit or C.S.I. MIAMI or Law & Order: Criminal Intent or C...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 20:55:00 GMT

KALAN PORTER IS A GIRL

KALAN PORTER IS SUCH A GIRL! NICE BLOUSE GIRLFRIEND!
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 16:42:00 GMT

Ben Mulroney and the Junos.

Ok, I hate Ben Mulroney. I think Mulroney has one 'o' but I don't care enough to look it up. Pam Andersons boobs are huge and I say CLUB THOSE SEALS!
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 16:10:00 GMT