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Annie Bananie
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[ About Life ]
At the end of the day,
when it comes down to it,
all we really want is to be close to somebody.
So this thing where we all keep our distance
and pretend not to care about each other,
it's usually a load of bull.
So we pick and choose who we want to remain close to,
and once we've chosen those people,
we tend to stick close by.
No matter how much we hurt them.
The people that are still with you at the end of the day,
those are the ones worth keeping.
And sure, sometimes close can be too close.
But sometimes, that invasion of personal space,
it can be exactly what you need.
[ About Me ]
I'm a whinney bitch.
Bacardi is my best friend.
But I'm gonna marry Vodka.
And cheat with Jack.
I'm The Center of the Universe.
I'm better than everyone.
I kick ass at everything.
The other day, someone cut me off on the freeway,
so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road.
Nobody is as good as I am.
Some people think I'm conceited.
Oh well.
All my friends think I'm better than they are.
Sometimes my friends ask
"so how come you rule so much?"
One time I decided to play basketball,
but I suck at basketball so I lost.
Just kidding,
I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best.
I own everyone at everything.
There's no use in trying to be as good as me
because it's impossible.
There aren't enough words to describe how good I am.
THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME.
I AM AWESOME.
Everyone wishes they were me.
EVERYONE.
If I weren't me,
I'd wish I was.
I love me.
People talk shit because they are jealous.
I'm not Mike Jones. Keep my name out of your mouth.
I lead a sad, sexy life. Any questions? Just ask.
AIM = preshus87
Yahoo = dilligaf374
They don't ♥ you like i love you.
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