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Annie Bananie
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[ About Life ]

At the end of the day,
when it comes down to it,
all we really want is to be close to somebody.
So this thing where we all keep our distance
and pretend not to care about each other,
it's usually a load of bull.
So we pick and choose who we want to remain close to,
and once we've chosen those people,
we tend to stick close by.
No matter how much we hurt them.
The people that are still with you at the end of the day,
those are the ones worth keeping.
And sure, sometimes close can be too close.
But sometimes, that invasion of personal space,
it can be exactly what you need.
[ About Me ]


I'm a whinney bitch.
Bacardi is my best friend.
But I'm gonna marry Vodka.
And cheat with Jack.
I'm The Center of the Universe.
I'm better than everyone.
I kick ass at everything.
The other day, someone cut me off on the freeway,
so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road.
Nobody is as good as I am.
Some people think I'm conceited.
Oh well.
All my friends think I'm better than they are.
Sometimes my friends ask
"so how come you rule so much?"
One time I decided to play basketball,
but I suck at basketball so I lost.
Just kidding,
I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best.
I own everyone at everything.
There's no use in trying to be as good as me
because it's impossible.
There aren't enough words to describe how good I am.
THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME.
I AM AWESOME.
Everyone wishes they were me.
EVERYONE.
If I weren't me,
I'd wish I was.
I love me.
People talk shit because they are jealous.
I'm not Mike Jones. Keep my name out of your mouth.
I lead a sad, sexy life. Any questions? Just ask.
AIM = preshus87
Yahoo = dilligaf374
They don't ♥ you like i love you.
Who I'd like to meet:

My Blog

Dead Baby Jokes.

Wow.  Here is is.  The 11th of July, 2008.  The furthest we've come so far.  It's pretty scary to be out here on the edge of time, pushing the envelope.  I mean, I'd much pref...
Posted by Annie Bananie [[runs this city]] on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 08:38:00 PST

19 Things To Do For Finals Week.

1. Wear a bullet proof vest because I'm going to shoot you too many times if you try to complain at me about how much finals week sucks. 2. Epoxy your lips together so that you can't bitch about your ...
Posted by Annie Bananie [[runs this city]] on Mon, 12 May 2008 10:40:00 PST

Trappied Six Feet Underground.

I'm beginning to suspect that I'm not going to live forever.   I know, I know, you guys are probably like, "What do you mean, Anne-Marie? Of course you'll live forever!"  But I'm not ev...
Posted by Annie Bananie [[runs this city]] on Sat, 10 May 2008 08:42:00 PST

Magic Keeps Planes Flying.

Giant jumbo sized aircraft are magic.  I'm serious.  I've been watching these jets fly in and out of the area and I've come to the realization that there's just no way those things can actua...
Posted by Annie Bananie [[runs this city]] on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:41:00 PST

I’m Not A Good Person.

A friend just sent me a message that got me to thinking about good people.  I used to think that I was a good person.  I think we all do.  Or, at least, most of us.  I hope most of...
Posted by Annie Bananie [[runs this city]] on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:48:00 PST

A Mannish Barking Chicken.

Do you guys know that song by REM?  It’s The End of the World As We Know It? I’m sure you must.  And if you don’t, this story will still work.  But I’ve been sin...
Posted by Annie Bananie [[runs this city]] on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:49:00 PST

Another Daily Reflection.

Today is the last day of the life you've already lived. Isn't that strange? You made it this far. The very end. Anything after this is gravy. You reached the very end of your current life and now the ...
Posted by Annie Bananie [[runs this city]] on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 01:30:00 PST

I Steal From My Brother.

A blog about you (the one reading this) Type your name in my blog comments.Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song...
Posted by Annie Bananie [[runs this city]] on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:37:00 PST

Spam! Spam! Spam!

What the hell is up with all of these spammers? Does anyone fall for their bullshit? Has anyone looked at one of those e-mails that says, "Your photo is on crapsuckit.com" and thought, "Oh, I'm gonna ...
Posted by Annie Bananie [[runs this city]] on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 08:17:00 PST

Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!

I think this bulletin is gonna be about nothing at all.  I decided that I'm sick and tired of struggling to figure out what I want to write.  It's too much trouble.  I need a day off.&n...
Posted by Annie Bananie [[runs this city]] on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:27:00 PST