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Janet

I know the exact location of germany. question is do you know the location of your arsehole?

About Me


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Contact Box Generated from Pimp My Page Hey guys well hopefully if you are checking out my profile you know me. Maybe you don't know what I am upto though. Well I am still living my as though I am on the stage. Never a rehearsal always the real deal! I have done a couple of ads and I am working with the British Shakespeare Company playing Juliet in a new documentary. Other than that I am still nannying and teaching. Got to love the youth of today...I am a fun loving, ditzy girl who contrary to popular belief is NOT stupid!!! I am actually quite intelligent...common sense though I am afraid wasn't studied at school. Therefore I have little.I am still persuing my acting dream...slowly but surely! Good news though as I have a new agent JLM (Janet Lyn Malone) fierce lady but I think thats why I like her.I am here to meet friends old and new, mental and deranged, silly and childish!

My Interests

kids stuff. bop it, trains, dolls. love it all. I try to pretend that I am just 'doing my job' with the kids but truth be told I steal their toys and I am an EVIL nanny! (Not really i just get wrapped up in Barbie games...) Two words DEPRIVED CHILDHOOD.I have only been scuba diving once but it was definetly one of the best experiences of my life and I want to do it again. Maybe even try diving....watch this space eh!

I'd like to meet:

royalty...and all of the spice girls. Surely those girls are like royalty! Oh and Audrey Hepburn just to see if she is actually as stunning in the flesh. Also Elton John because I love the old crooner and don't care what anyone says that man rocks! (I am singing rocket man right now.)I would also like to meet my favourite actor Johnny Depp. I think he is the most amazing actor, (joint with Jack Nicholson) and want to tell him so. I am sure it would make his day......Favourite actress has to be Emma Thompson. She is classiest lady around and made love actually for me! I always cry when she is listening to Joni Mitchell. Oh and I really have a lot of respect for Rennee in Bridget Jones. Ok it is a chick flick and yes the book is better but I bloody love the character!!! The reason my love life never works out is probably because I am very similar to that of Bridget Jones. Oh dear....

Music:

The Byrds, The Cure, Babyshambles, Libertines, Regina S, Beethoven, Spice Girls, Oasis, Bob Dylan, Hendrix, Elton John, DAVID BOWIE, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Musicals, James Morrison, Gorillas, The Kooks, The Automatic.

Movies:

I kinda like wierd contemporary films. Edward Scissor Hands is probably one of my favourite films. I also love the harry potter films and peter pan! Really like films that make me feel young. Finding Nemo is amazing! and everyone loves shrek. I do enjoy a good comedy film, Shallow Hal was pretty good. Forest Gump is a good film you can watch again and again. Best film I have seen recently is Crash.

Television:

Anything with crap storylines...footballers wives, neighbours, hollyoaks love the crap tv! Easy to watch you can just turn it on and know what is going on and what is going to happen!

Books:

Bridget Jones all of them. Anything by Virginia Andrews or Margaret Atwood.

Heroes:

Anyone who stands up for what they believe. Whether they believe that Razorlight are cool and dont give a shit about the music buffs snobbery to those that enjoy wearing wedges. Whatever floats your boat dont let anyone put it down.xxx