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Captain, You know I'm cool but I take no responsibility for these white devils!

About Me


About me:
I love My Desert Eagle!
Well, I guess I need to write something in here, not exactly sure what, but here goes...I'm 31 years old (Yea, I'm an old man), with a big family (Pics located in the Pics section). ... I spent 4 years in The United States Marine Corps and was able to travel extensively and meet interesting people along the way. And as an added bonus... They Let Me Play With EXPLOSIVES!! What The Hell Were They Thinking?!?!?!? Seriously though, I never blew anything up that I wasn't supposed to, can't say I didn't think about it, but I never did! Well hope you enjoyed that outstanding, journalistic Bio of me!
Name: Aric
Birthdate: June 12
Birthplace: Florence, SC
Current Location: Burlington, NC
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 185
Piercings: None
Tatoos: Two
BoyFriend/Girlfriend: Wife
Overused Phrase: That's Fucked Up!!!
FAVORITES
Food: Ribeye
Color: Black
Animal: Huskie
Drink: Gatorade
Alcohol Drink: Icehouse
Body Part on Opposite sex: Boobies (Just saying it makes you happy!)... BOOOOOBBBBBIIIIIIIEEEEESSS!
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Chick-Fil-A
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rock or Rap: Rock
Summer or Winter: Summer
Action Movies or Funny Movies: Action Movies
Love or Money: Love, All the money in the world can't buy true love!
YOUR...
Bedtime: Never before Midnight
Most Missed Memory: If it's missing... how the hell do I know what is is?
Best phyiscal feature: I've been told my Blue Eyes are Mesmerizing!
First Thought Waking Up: FUCK!
Goal for this year: Finally Get My Degree
Best Friends: Worth Sticking Up For In A Fight!
Family: Worth Dying For No Matter What!
Weakness: Red-Heads
Fears: Something happening to My Family
Longest relationship: Trying to make that a 'Missing Memory'!
HAVE YOU...

Ever Smoked: Yes

Pot: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been beaten up: It's been awhile!
Ever beaten someone up: Not quite as long on this one!
Ever Shoplifted: Not Intentionally, I went back in and paid for it after I realized I walked out with it.
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes (There's No Clothing allowed In The Hottub! LOL)
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Doesn't Matter
Favorite Hair Color: RED!!
Short or Long: Long
Height: between 5-3" and 5-10"
Style: ummm... Easy?? LOL
Looks or Personality: Gotta Have both... One without the other is useless!
Hot or Cute Hot
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: Neither... Healthy looking, but not Obese
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: This falls under the "Missing Memory" category!
What countries Have You Visited: Mexico, Canada, France, Italy, Greece, Germany, Israel, Spain
What country do you want to Visit: England
How do you want to Die: In a "Blaze Of Glory"
Been to the Mall Lately: Unfortunately
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Get along with your Parents: Yes
Health Freak: Not all the time
Do you think your Attractive: Yes
Believe in Yourself: ... I have been called a Cocky S.O.B. on several occassions!
Want to go to College: Doing it now
Do you Smoke: Not all the time
Do you Drink: Yes
Shower Daily: At Least
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: Very Badly
Want to get Married: Twice is a charm right?
Do you want Children: Not anymore than I've got now
Have your future kids names planned out: Nope
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: For some reason, Queen's "Fat-Bottomed Girls" is playing in my head right now!
Hate anyone: With a passion!
Prized Possessions!
Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts

My Interests

Football, Hockey, and coaching my son's Baseball team!
My 1971 Oldsmobile 442 W30

You Know You Drink Too Much When...
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar

When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?

You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.

You have a "happy hour" at home.

When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?

You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land.

Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car.

"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."

Your favorite drink is ethanol.

"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"

"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."

You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.

You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before.

Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while.

You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast.

You frequently urinate outdoors.

When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.

You fall asleep taking a dump.

You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.

You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.

You find it's easier to study drunk.

You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.

Beer ads make sense.

You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.

You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.

The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".

You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.

You mix your cocktails by the litre.

You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.

You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.

When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.

You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect.

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!

Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.

You can focus better with one eye closed.

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

You fall off the floor.

You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.

Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.

The glass keeps missing your mouth.

Vampires get woozy after bitting you.

At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.

You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.

Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.

If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.

"Take me drunk, I'm home!"

You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.

You drink to get over a hangover.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Seether, Korn, Disturbed, and too many others to even think about listing.

Movies:

We Were Soldiers, Black Hawk Down, Friday Night Lights, Miracle

Television:

Who has time to watch TV?

Books:

John Grisham

Heroes:

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