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Dr. Fell

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Enigmatic prankster. You have to get to know me.

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My Interests

Playing guitar, serious drawing, hockey, boxing, women's curling (those are some of the hottest chicks on the planet), women, golf, bowling, women, pool, drinking, women, and women.

I'd like to meet:

Jean-Paul Sarte (deceased). My philosophy in life is based in atheist existentialism so I think it would be cool to chill with the father of that branch of philosophy. Einstein would have been killer to rap with too. And as many saucy ladies as humanly possible. Myself about ten years ago so I could slap the shit out of myself for what I am going to be doing shortly thereafter. Bill Clinton, he's the ballin-est mother fucker on the face of the planet. I would have liked to talk with Stanley Kubrick as well.

Music:

Trivium, DevilDriver, At the Drive-in, The Mars Volta, As I Lay Dying, Megadeth, The Dust Brothers, Morbid Angel, Lamb of God, Killswitch Engage, Static-X, Bloodhound Gang, Blink-182, Deftones, Team Sleep, The Crystal Method, Bullet for My Valentine, cKy, Cypress Hill, Nine Inch Nails, Meshuggah, Mudvayne, N.E.R.D., Slipknot, In Flames, Soulfly, Sonic Mayhem, Stone Sour, Tool, These Arms Are Snakes, Orange 9mm, Snot, KoRn (all before Take a Look in the Mirror), Scarface, A Perfect Circle, (hed) P.E., Alice in Chains, C.O.C., Coal Chamber, Motograter, Marilyn Manson, Bleeding Through, God Forbid, The Misfits, Sex Pistols, Underoath

Movies:

The Shining, Clerks, Mallrats, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, The Life of Brian, Spaceballs, Red Dragon, Hannibal, Silence of the Lambs, The Ninth Gate, Something Completely Different, Eyes Wide Shut, Full Metal Jacket, The Killing, Psycho (Original), Training Day, Akira, Up in Smoke, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Saw, Saw II, Halloween II, Ghost in the Shell, Office Space, Dead Man, Natural Born Killers, Memento, The Birds, American Psycho, American History X, Citizen X, Disasterpieces, Unforgiven, Highplains Drifter, Suspect Zero, Paranoia 1.0, Event Horizon, The Texas Chainsaw Massacres, Hellraiser, Hellraiser 2, The Devil's Advocate, Ichi the Killer, The Blind Swordsman, Ran, The 47 Ronin, Apocalypse Now, the list goes on and on and on....

Television:

Comedy Central and ESPN.
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You?

Books:

Virtually any book by James Clavell (Shogun, Tai-pan, Gai-jin,etc.), The Counte of Monte Cristo, The Anarchist Cookbook, Paradise Lost, The Art of War, Don Quixote, The Crow, Othello, Titus Andronicus, The Raven, The Cask of Amontillado, The Nine Gates of the Kingdom of Shadows
You Are 96% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Heroes:

Lucifer. I don't worship the devil but he is a cool mother fucker. It takes balls to slight god.Kakihara from Ichi the Killer, he is my ultimate fucking hero.Me, because I am everything a nothing could want to be.

My Blog

Stop and Look Around Sometime.

About a month ago whilst I was on my way to work, I took notice of one of these billboards or whatever they're called that churches usually have in front of there grovelling grounds.  I was, to s...
Posted by Dr. Fell on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:09:00 PST

What the hell is going on?

When the fuck did it become "cool" to be a fucking redneck!? Did I miss something?  I was not informed of this at all.  No text message, no fax, no e-mail, no nothing and boom it's ok to be...
Posted by Dr. Fell on Wed, 03 May 2006 09:02:00 PST