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Robert

Lord JonloovoX the Great

About Me

5/28/07 - An awesome song my new friend Kate made for me.
My latest guitar video:
I was just playing random stuff. It gets a little blurry towards the middle but it should go back into focus. Here it is:
I'm a real person. I'm sober and I know most of the people on my friends list in person; hence I don't worry much about looking "cool," "popular," or like any other type of asswipe that falls into that scene. I keep my promises, I'm trustworthy (you read it online, it has to be true), and I'm honest. I really only lie when it's for the benefit of the person to whom I'm lying.
I'm not insecure about the fact that I listen to every type of music, including country. Also, unlike closet homosexuals, I am openly fond of well-built or muscular individuals--I think physical fitness, when achieved with the abstinence from steroids, is something to be very fond of.
Something rather trivial and irrelevant to anything you may have read so far on my profile--I think words, or at least names should be pronounced the way they were pronounced in their original language. The best example of this is the city of San Pedro, which some if not most people refer to as "San Peedro." Ridiculous.
Some of my guitar videos:
Video 1 (YouTube)
Video 2 (YouTube)
Video 3 (YouTube)

My Interests

In no order: Stand up comedy, movies, video games, music, guitar. Also see http://www.duke4.org/ .

I'd like to meet:

Intellectuals. Considerate people. Non-stupid, non-materialistic people. People who aren't assholes, or a pain in the ass.

Yes, this is Tupac. I highly admire a person who smoked marijuana and drank and may have sang/rapped songs from your most loathed musical genre. However I have infinite reasons to regard him highly--enough to fill up my whole MySpace, which is why I will refrain from listing them.

In short, I want to meet Tupac because he defines everything a man would want and not want to be. In death, he is free at last.

Send me a comment:

Music:

A little bit of everything. Tupac's rap, Hard Rock/Heavy Metal (no screaming), Rock, Metallica, Megadeth, The Scorpions, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and calm stuff.

My own music: myspace.com/theoldays

Movies:

Terminator 2, 300, Gridlock'd, True Lies, Forrest Gump, Taxi Driver, The Mummy/Mummy Returns, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Gladiator, American Beauty, some others I can't think of.

Television:

Prison Break, King of the Hill, 70s Show, Borat

Books:

Harry Potter, Brave New World, Catcher in the Rye, Cliterature

Heroes:

My parents. Tupac.

My Blog

MySpace Themes/Skins/Layouts

I like the default one because it's easy on the eye, compatible with most Internet browsers, and it's organized.Kudos to people who agree with this idea.
Posted by Robert on Tue, 29 May 2007 07:31:00 PST

5/10/07 - I need some time off.

    I need to go away for a while.  To a peaceful place like a forest or the mountains.  This summer I might visit Switzerland to relax for a few days or weeks.  Been dea...
Posted by Robert on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:31:00 PST

300 Spartans

What a wonderful movie.  I saw it twice... great stuff.  Finally, something that is hyped up the ass and yet doesn't disappoint.Where can I begin?  King Leonidus (sp?) is badass.  ...
Posted by Robert on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:10:00 PST

Agnosticism - Why Im this way.

An agnostic is a person who believes that the existence of a greater power, such as a god, cannot be proven or disproved; therefore an agnostic wallows in the complexity of the existence of higher bei...
Posted by Robert on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:56:00 PST

Vagina

va-gi-na [vuh-jahy-nuh]noun, plural -nas, -nae /-ni/ 1. The vagina is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the Female Edition of the Human Being version 1.0. After approximately 13 to 16 ye...
Posted by Robert on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 12:07:00 PST

300

    Let's hope the movie is as good as the new limit for photos.
Posted by Robert on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST

Google Trends

http://www.google.com/trendsThis is awesome! Enter a keyword, and it tells you which regions of the globe searched for it the most. Post your results here.Analysis:South Africa has the most searches f...
Posted by Robert on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:34:00 PST

New (old) Pic

Lolz, it looks funny.
Posted by Robert on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:38:00 PST

Random Thoughts/Quotes

This is the crucial difference between fiction and real life: fiction must be plausible; real life has no such constraint.   It is not true that life is one damn thing after another-- it's one ...
Posted by Robert on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 09:11:00 PST

I pity it...

When food here is wasted and people are dying in Africa because of hunger.  So fucked up. There is really no way for me to explain what I mean by food being wasted.  You should have been the...
Posted by Robert on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:56:00 PST