Summer!
Yes, Yes it is finally here, let us rejoice in the only way we know how. That's
right, a huge summer orgy love-fest picnic in a public park.
...I knew you'd like the
idea
Now, You may be
asking the following questions:
Who's profile have I just stumbled upon?
Why are they so sexy?
If I re-mortgaged my house, would I be better off?
I shall answer these questions and many more!; I am...
Dom
The P O LE!
...or at least that's
what she said last night.
ooh and to answer the third
question, it depends, maybe your current lender is charging you too much
interest? try to get a fixed rate mortgage next time.
in summary Dom is your sexy, polish man with a stunningly large cock knowledge of the housing market!
About me;
Well, I'm always happy? always laughing, and
I'm a scientist at heart.
I like long walks on the beach and love! I mean, um, manly
things like... meat!
actually I like all of those things!
I'm someone who would like to be in a relationship, but would like to have
fun
not cheating on people 'fun', one or the other would be good. ... not to say
that relationships aren't fun.
anyway! I think you get the picture!
C omment me!
jokes! :
3 men an Englishman an
Irishman and a polish man must go to a desert island where it is very hot. They
are all allowed to bring one item with them to keep them cool.
they then ask each other why they brought what they did. the Englishman says "I
brought a piece of card to fan myself with" the Irishman says "I brought a spray
gun to spray water on myself when I get hot." the polish man said "I brought a
car door" the other men looked in anticipation, what ingenious idea could the
polish man have come up with? "so when it gets hot, I can roll down the window".
This isn't so much jokes as a bunch of facts:
The Dutch sailed over to
the Americas first and didn't tell anyone about it for years.
They also discovered new Zealand (hence the name as Holland used to be called
Zealand) but they completely missed Australia.
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I know its a bit of a serious topic but people ask me this
too often! .. ok fine twice.
Why do the polish hate the
Russians? What no one seems to know now is how Poland ended up much worse after
the war than you might think. When Russia took over control of Poland from the
Nazis there was quite a bit of gain for the Russians. Poland used to be a
farming country and relied on it's rich fertile land. Russia wanted more land
for it's farming industry. So naturally, the Russians gave Poland infertile
German land and took all of the good fertile Polish land for themselves
displacing many farmers and ruining Poland's farming which it relied on. The
Russian soldiers also took control of Poland for many years. During this, the
transport, policing and much of the governing of the country was under Russian
control. Bribery occurred frequently and the Russian soldiers often destroyed
peoples houses whilst looking for contraband, which they rarely found. This is
the reason why Polish people do not like the Russians. The reason why we are
finding new found hatred to the Germans is mainly because of the E.U. now that
the borders have been torn down between Germany and Poland more Germans are
moving into the towns and cities which were formerly in Germany. The towns are
also being renamed back from their polish names to their old German names. Hence
we do not like the Germans or the Russians. Surprisingly though, The Polish
people do not hate the Germans as much as the Russians. This is mainly because
the Germans treated the people of Poland much better than the Russians (that is
of course unless you were Jewish, Gypsy Coloured etc. obviously.) But that was
only a small proportion of the population of Poland. Basically all I'm saying is
the Russians were right bastards to everyone hence we don't like them.... well
not me personally, but polish people.
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A
bit of polish chemistry:
Jan+
Krzysztof + Dom = High
Polish density. V.exciting,
If we raise this equation to the power of
Vodka ,
then very strange, yet wonderful things happen.
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