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Did That Hurt?

life's not really a bitch, she just quit putting out and I'm a bit bitter

About Me

In the attempt to describe oneself people often come off looking like douche bags, so I'll just state some facts. I'd make a horrible ninja, I've killed a lot of brain cells and can now pick up radio frequencies in my head, I play loud music that would make your grandparents soil themselves (www.myspace.com/dahlgrenprophecy), if I'm a non-smoker this week, I'll be smoking again by next week, I jerked off in a church once, I've been cuffed, pepper sprayed, and forcefully removed from Six Flags for heckling a magician, I hate magicians, I really hate amusement park cops, the only way to make your face stop burning from pepper spray is to pour lots of milk on it, I love milk, old people give me the shit eye, I've been known to expose myself when drunk, and just because it looks like chocolate, well that doesn't mean it's really chocolate.

My Interests

I'm a huge supporter of things and a I strongly oppose stuff.

I'd like to meet:

A clown in a wheel chair.

Music:

Meshuggah, Coalesce, Pantera, Trivium, Mastadon, the BeeGees, A Life Once Lost, Soilent Green, Shai Hulud, Tool, Eden Maine, Rancid, Guns and Roses, Lamb of God, Misfits, Between the Buried and Me, One King Down, Morris Day and the Mutha Fuckin Time, Snot, Sepultura, Turmoil, Boy Sets Fire, Slayer, Sublime, Soilwork, Soundgarden, Alice In Chains, Mushmouth, Anything w/ Mike Patton, Dillinger Escape Plan, old Vision of Disorder, Minor Threat, Killswitch Engage, Candiria, Dead Kennedys, Dahlgren Prophecy, Reflux, Audio Terror Regime, The Screws, The Homeowners, Frown Upon, Gunpoint Romance, Big Daddy Chrome, Rev. 9, Chapter 8, Kilfast, Samadhi, One Slack Mind, Three Faces of Eve, Another Side of Silence, and the bands I've been in, they're swell.

Movies:

Gumo, Freddy Got Fingered, Napoleon Dynamite, Horror movies of all shapes and sizes, South Park, Team America, Anything w/ Jay and Silent Bob...accept for Chasing Amy, that movie blows.

Television:

Family Guy, American Dad, Ren and Stimpy, Sponge Bob Square Pants, South Park, Drawn Together, Chappelle Show, Daily Show, Beavis and Butthead, Simpsons, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, I think you get the idea....comedy central and cartoon network with a light brushing of Fox.

Books:

People with brains read books, so you might want to look some place besides myspace.

Heroes:

Your uncle's left man boob.

My Blog

do people actually read these things?

If you're the kind of person who takes time out of your day to read a person's latest blog, then you are the kind of person that is about to bear witness to my text schlong   8=====D bow bef...
Posted by Did That Hurt? on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:12:00 PST

Fever enduced dreams...

So last night while running a fever I had the following dreams... -Having a mini rhino as a pet, and he was created by adding water, but my cousin who was his original owner did not care for him as sh...
Posted by Did That Hurt? on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 06:54:00 PST

25 easy ways to piss off your neighbors.

1. Stop mowing your lawn altogether 2. Tend to a garden of weeds and tall grass, decorate with pink flamingos as needed. 3. Park a boat in your yard for a month 4. Drive around screaming at people who...
Posted by Did That Hurt? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new (Origin Unknown) lyrics

Nobody gives a damn, but I'm bored at work and I have nothing to do. So here are the lyrics for our new song "Compulsively Burning Your Bridges" Compulsively Burning Your Bridges... All of our ...
Posted by Did That Hurt? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

R.I.P. Dimebag

As I'm sure you all know, last night, December 8th 2004, Dimebag Darrel the guitarist for Damange Plan and formerly Pantera met with an untimely death at the hands of some asshole who's death was not ...
Posted by Did That Hurt? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a musician's life for me

I'm poor, it costs money to put gas in the tank to get to practice, gear ain't cheap, club owners like to stiff you on pay, most girls don't listen to metal, it's more of a sweaty dirty guy thing, str...
Posted by Did That Hurt? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

words of wisdom

never fight a man who's crying and laughing at the same time grandma can wear her tits as a scarf don't fart on my peach and call it seasoning being poor is my anti-drug dashunds (wiener dogs) a...
Posted by Did That Hurt? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

damn hippies...

You ever get cut off by somebody with a peace symbol on their bumper? "I believe that all nations and all of mother earth's children should live together in harmony, but FUCK YOU, youre going too da...
Posted by Did That Hurt? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST