~~Fucking Flies~~ |
A young boy is standing on a street corner swatting flies. Every time he sees a fly he utters, "f*cking flies, f*cking flies." Just as the boy says it a shocked priest walks up and says, "You should n...
Posted by ·¤ Þµ®Þ£é Hèå®T¤· on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:31:00 PST |
~~Melting Into One~~ |
Melting into oneYou are a beautiful soulDay by day the river flows with soundsso magical like your voicewhen you speak to meAre you ready for meare you ready to playhow important is thisto enter into ...
Posted by ·¤ Þµ®Þ£é Hèå®T¤· on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:21:00 PST |
~Saving Money on Car Insurance~ LMFAO |
Hold the fuck up, you know what you little bitch? I don't even want to fuck with your dirty ass anymore. Your little ugly ass wants to act all funny towards me when I am supposed to be your friend. Yo...
Posted by ·¤ Þµ®Þ£é Hèå®T¤· on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:23:00 PST |
~~Nasty Poems~~ |
Sky is blueWater is wetI'll make you cumI'll make you sweatPressed up against my bodyMovin up and downSlowly but firmlyWe'll move the ground
Kissing Is A HabitFucking Is A GameGuys Get All The Pleasur...
Posted by ·¤ Þµ®Þ£é Hèå®T¤· on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 02:18:00 PST |
~~Clock Shop~~ |
A man walks into a clock store, sees the beautiful sales girl behind the counter and flops his manhood onto it. The woman is shocked and says, "This is a CLOCK shop, not a COCK shop!" The man ju...
Posted by ·¤ Þµ®Þ£é Hèå®T¤· on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 08:11:00 PST |
~~Broken Heart~~ |
I can't say that I hate youeven though I wish I could;I guess I'm hurting so muchlike I never knew I would.
I always thought you were perfectand that I didn't d...
Posted by ·¤ Þµ®Þ£é Hèå®T¤· on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:00:00 PST |
~!~ Friends on the Internet ~!~ |
We Met On The Internet.........I remember the time we met. I had just logged on to the internet.My day had been a real pain, I was looking for a place to complain, You listened as I rambled on and on....
Posted by ·¤ Þµ®Þ£é Hèå®T¤· on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:07:00 PST |
~!~ Chocolate said to a Lollipop~!~ |
Chocolate said to a lollipop, you are damn sweet. And the lollipop said : "Not as sweet as the person reading this! Your smile makes me smile... your talks make me glad.. Your com...
Posted by ·¤ Þµ®Þ£é Hèå®T¤· on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:55:00 PST |
~Results of a Mass PM~ |
If anyone has a problem with me being a Christan, they can gladly take me off their lists....I love God and will not deny him.....I have never once tried to push my religion on people who don't w...
Posted by ·¤ Þµ®Þ£é Hèå®T¤· on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:47:00 PST |
~Loving Angel~ |
My sweet beautiful angel.Sent to me from above.I am so grateful to have found you, and I give you all my love.You must have come from heaven, because you have pretty little angel eyes.When you gaze at...
Posted by ·¤ Þµ®Þ£é Hèå®T¤· on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 07:14:00 PST |
