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mike

About Me

17. basically i am an entrepreneur, i have a keen intellect and an exquisite vocabulary....people like me..well idk y but they just do...when im not entreperneuring i am a hardcore gangster with great fighting skills...if i was in a fight with a shark i think i would win...but an alligator would probably eat me...for fun i mostly beat kids up and steal their things...if i was a food i would probably just be gum... i am an avid practicioner of vodoo and i have 27 fighting chickens...in a few months i get my pilots licence so then ill be able to fly....i also race my ATV im sponsored by redbull so i get free drinks its pretty sweet....i have many leather bound books, and my room smells of rich mahogany...i have a pet alligator named Vinny...i make my chickens(cocks) fight Vinny but Vinny is gay go he loses alot!...my name is mike but mostly kids call me mike or some call me michael idk i guess watever u want...umm i dont know anything else to put here so if u wanna talk miken2801 i usually like to talk so just im me...i also like broccoli but only the tree part the stalk is gross...i hate thoes things that people send that say like send this to 500 other people or you will die/or the ones that r like at 11:11 u will get a call from ur true love....and if u dont send it u will never love anything cuz ull die....so please dont send thoes shits to me or i will hit u right in the face with my bat