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jen

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

About Me

I like writing.
In my opinion,sleeping overrules everything.
I like drinking with my friends,because drinking alone is no fun and would possibly classify me as an alcoholic.
I like all types of music except rap & country.
My passion is travel but I'm too poor to go anywhere!
And speaking of being poor, shopping the clearance rack because I am incredibly cheap is fab.
I only like funny people. If you can't make me laugh, chances are I hate you.
I hate my job.
I'm going back to school to become a vet tech.
The end.

My Interests

Travel, Watching The Golden Girls on Lifetime @ 1 am, Sleeping and/or napping, havin' some drinks with mah' friends, Mancala with Stef while eating mini donuts, listening to last.fm, Craigslist, music, reading/learning more random history because I am a history dork, shopping when I've got $, fruit roll ups, kissing, attempting to cook, baking, watching silent movies because I find them interesting, laughing, shopping the Dollar Spot @ Target, Syracuse basketball, cute boys, my sexy friends.

I'd like to meet:



...& a nice boy.

Music:



Coldplay

Radiohead

The Smiths

Muse

The Clash

The Beatles

Lily Allen

Kate Nash

Oasis

The Kooks

Nirvana

Adele

Sigur Ros

Stuff I can drunkenly dance to (Calvin Harris, Justice, Kylie Minogue,Britney Spears, etc. etc.)

80s MUSIC (Duran Duran, Madonna,Tears for Fears, etc)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:



SHAUN OF THE DEAD!!!(fave of all times. yeah)

Boogie Nights

The Big Lebowski

Donnie Darko

Meet the Parents

Welcome to the Dollhouse

In America

Gone With the Wind

Run Lola Run

..

Television:



The Daily Show

The Colbert Report

The Golden Girls

Old episodes of The Simpsons (the ones from 10+ years ago)

Absolutely Fabulous

Freaks and Geeks

Gossip Girl

Arrested Development

The Wonder Years

..

Books:



The Catcher in the Rye

1984

Animal Farm

The Bell Jar

The Cider House Rules

..

Heroes:

Jon Stewart.

Blanche Devereaux.

People who get shot in the leg for me (like Tanner).

You.