About Me
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FAKE METAL WAS BORN IN 1991 AND HAS BEEN REINCARNATED UNDER MANY DIFFERNT GUISES. GUTROT, GENERAL PARALYSYS, THE NAMELESS ONES, ZOOBLAST, ZOMBIE COCKRING, MUSTANG (TRIED THROUGH GAUNTLET IN 1997) AND FINALLY THE "POPULAR HEARSE DRIVERS" (ALTHOUGH, IF MY MEMORY SERVES ME CORRECTLY, MELBOURNE PUNK ROCKERS 'THE BOMBSHELLS' ONCE ADVERTISED AS BEING FAKE METAL, BUT THEY CERTAINLY AREN'T, AS THE PHD'S ARE THE ONLY TRUE FAKE METAL BAND IN THE WORLD TODAY) TO NAME A FEW. HOWEVER, NO-ONE ON EARTH CAN MATCH THE PHD'S EXTREME DISPLAY OF WIMPINESS, EXCEPT PERHAPS PORCUPAIN, WHEN IT COMES TO THE RELATIVELY UNKNOWN GENRE. WHILST MOST MODERN METAL IS STRIVING FOR THE ULTIMATE GLORY OF TOUGHNESS, GLAMNESS OR HEAVINESS, THE PHD'S CHOOSE TO LAY BACK INTO THE MORE 'LOUNGE' STYLE ELEVATOR METAL, A WAY FOR HEARSE DRIVERS, GRAVEDIGGERS, PRIESTS, FUNERAL PARLOUR CLERKS AND THE LIKE TO UNWIND AFTER A HARD DAYS WORK IN THE SUCCESFUL CORPORATE WORLD OF DEATH. INDEED, IT HAS BEEN 7 YEARS SINCE FAKE METAL WAS LAST HEARD IN THE EMBALMING ROOMS AND CREMATORIUMS, BUT THE WORLD NEEDS THIS GENRE NOW AS THE WORLD ALWAYS HAS, 'COZ EVERYONE WILL DIE, AND WE SHOULD REST ASSURED THAT THE CAT THAT'S DRIVING US TO OUR LAST SNOOZING GROUND IS LISTENING TO THE RIGHT STUFF. LADIES, GENTLEMAN AND ALL THE REALLY HIP KIDS, I GIVE YOU, "THE POPULAR HEARSE DRIVERS".
