um what is there to say..my name is mario. im currently in the air force stationed in dyess,afb.which is no grand base by far but hey its all good.why the hell are you reading this anyways. i can go on and on about dumb stuff like...hey did you know chuck norris won the tour de france.yeah he had no wheels on the bike and still won..yeah see your still reading.you know what i would be doing right meow..i would be lookiong at porn or drinking a couple of beers but no mister/misses know it all's like you want to continue to read this section like its really. amussing to you.yeah you!!!but hey i can go on forever.well not really my fingers hurt.lol hit me up if u all want more amazing news....