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About Me


- Listen Lady... I'll squash you like a wormy apple!!!
- You know I love to watch you squirm, but I would eat the food you provide for me before I would mess with those Chanel Slingbacks!!!
- Are you workin' me Wilma?!?
- Honey... what’s this, what’s happening, what’s going on here...
- Honey, you know when I get stressed out, I always like to... gosh I don’t think I’ve ever been stressed out! I mean why would I be! I got practically no responsibility, my jobs a breeze and I got a killer rack! GOOD MORNING!
- Stan, that better be soap on a rope!!!
- I think you have me mistaken for somebody else, my name is Anastatia Beaverhausen.
- Just don't put it all the way in!!!
- Oh yeah honey, I want you to have this number....Stanley, have butler change all the phone numbers on the second floor.
- Listen, I have spent decades of my life and millions of my husbands dollars learning about fashion...what are your qualifications? Um, lets see, I'm GAY!!!!
- I can do his bathroom,I mean he is gay, how hard can it be? Leather, blacklights, shower for six! BANG there ya go!!!
- Honey since we are being all soft and open, ya know how I always give you a hard time about your hair, and the clothes you wear? Well, when ARE you going to do something about it?!?! I mean.....
- Taco Time is a little hide out for the women in my circle, nobody acknowledges it, nobody questions it.
- Mason, would you like a glass of milk with those pies..WHAT THE HELL!!!!
- I don't know how you do things in CostaGuadalamexirico...
- Let me tell you a little something about how things work here, nobody matters but me, NOW MOVE IT!!!!
-Can't I just squeeze you like a sponge? I mean you have enough alcohol in you to fill a hot tub!
- You want to have anything to do with Walker Inc. you gotta get through Mrs. Inc.!!!
- Now up on the piano and put a little Michelle Pfiffer in it!!!!

My Interests

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- I've already met the man of my dreams!!! :)

My Blog

Time

It seems there is never enough time to do all the things you want or need to do. You work all damn day to pay someone elses bills, don’t make any for yourself, then you come home and wanna do so...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:27:00 GMT

new blog

so i hevent posted a new blog in a while but i thought this was hilarious you have to watch this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg&eurl=  
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:45:00 GMT

what I am afraid of

so i am deathly afraid of losing ryan, i dunno why but i am. i dont honestly think it would ever happen. but i know that if it ever happened i could not ever take it. talk about a nervous breakdown. t...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 01:33:00 GMT

MY POLITICAL DISTINCTION ACCORDING TO A COMPUTER

You are a   Social Liberal (68% permissive)and an...   Economic Moderate (43% permissive)You are best described as a:  Democrat             ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 14:37:00 GMT

my survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:KodiBirthday:March 20Birthplace:jerome freakin idahoCurrent Location:Nampa IdahoEye Color:GreenHair Color:BrownHeight:6'2Right Handed or Left Handed:RightYour H...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 13:42:00 GMT

funny shit!!!!

What's a Blog? Some one help me with that. Anyways, have you seen those geico commercials with Charo, Little Richard, and Burt Bacharat? They are hilarious!!!! I love Little Richard in it.HELP ME, PLE...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:55:00 GMT