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Johnny T (Mr. Pontlaroy)

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like to hang out with my dog and pretend like I understand her but then suddenly say "just kidding Roxie I don't understand dog" and then she gives me a dog look and I laugh. SLAP YOUR ASS LIKE I SLAP MY FUCKING BASS

My Interests

laughing

I'd like to meet:

People who have a love of computer mice and use firefox and this dog just don't tell Roxie

Music:

Marky Mark

Movies:

Good ones

Television:

Upright Citizens Brigade, Reno 911, The State, Dog Bites Man

Books:

American Psycho and Bruce Campbell's books! I got them both signed by him! WHO THE FUCK ELSE CAN ROCK LIKE THAT! I KNOW WHO! ITS ME DAMNIT!

Heroes:

Me

My Blog

Beyond Rock and Roll (online talk for all ages)

Fucking talking to people in the online world is fun! Anyways I rock to hard! (Also people dont need to respond to me for myself to have to post it here!)Here is a sample of yahoo chats I have hadSess...
Posted by Johnny T (Mr. Pontlaroy) on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:56:00 PST

How to be a MAN and such

step 1: bold statements with no factual evidence to back them up (besides being such a fucking man no one will doubt you)FACT: [19:23] johnbuisthegreat: IF I DONT CONTROL HOW MUCH OF A MAN I AM FOR EV...
Posted by Johnny T (Mr. Pontlaroy) on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:48:00 PST

my most favorite

SAMPSON Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it. Enter ABRAHAM and BALTHASAR ABRAHAM Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? SAMPSON I do bite m...
Posted by Johnny T (Mr. Pontlaroy) on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:46:00 PST

BORED!! QUOTES!!

AMERICAN PSYCHO Patrick Bateman: There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and y...
Posted by Johnny T (Mr. Pontlaroy) on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:24:00 PST