Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
About Me
'Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.
If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.'
--Jack Handey
My Interests
movies def. movies...
I'd like to meet:
your mom.
Music:
pretty much anything but country that shit sucks and makes me want to drink miller high life
Movies:
anything good doesnt just have to be action, just good...
