Spanish And Italian Are The Same Language |
Guess which two European languages are actually the same? Spanish and Italian, that's which two! Think I'm lying? Listen for yourself, then apologize... to Mr. X!
Posted by on Thu, 23 Dec 2004 10:37:00 GMT |
Journalistic Dynamite |
Someone is selling uranium to terrorists. This intrepid reporter personally witnessed a powerful figure selling one case of radioactive material to a group of heavily-accented radicals. The terrorists...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Dec 2004 10:35:00 GMT |
BULLETIN: New Race Discovered Living Six Inches Under Denver -- All Named 'Mortonson' |
Something is rotten in the state of Denver. A new race has been discovered living six inches below the city's crust. Will they prove friend or foe? For what it's worth, this reporter hopes "friend."
Posted by on Thu, 23 Dec 2004 10:35:00 GMT |
Police Host Race Riot |
Another blot on the police blotter: Springfield cops have been taking prisoners out of their cells and making them race each other. In another "shocker", Springfield's finest have been using the elect...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Dec 2004 10:34:00 GMT |
Bagels Are Old Donuts! |
Next time you ask for a "shmear" on that bagel, you should ask for sprinkles too. Why? A "hole" lot of cheating at the Kwik-E-Mart, that's why. Turns out that Apu is selling chewy week-old donuts -- f...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Dec 2004 10:33:00 GMT |
Quimby's Dirty Pool |
Mayor Quimby isn't just swimming in corruption, he's swimming in his brand new pool. Swimming like a shark does! Where did Diamond Joe get the money for the pool? From the town highway fund, that's wh...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Dec 2004 10:31:00 GMT |
