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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mike Jones
Birthday: December 13 1984
Birthplace: Chicago
Current Location: Da Heights
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5"7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty in this bitch
Your Heritage: Straight Nigga
The Shoes You Wore Today: Tim Boots
Your Weakness: Pretty Women
Your Fears: gettin the wrong one pregnant
Your Perfect Pizza: Everything but Olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: become a millionare
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Sup Bitch
Thoughts First Waking Up: How this bitch gon get home
Your Best Physical Feature: my dick
Your Bedtime: when I finish fuckin
Your Most Missed Memory: My nigga Raul Zuniga R.I.P
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite bitch
MacDonalds or Burger King: That damn McRib got a nigga on 10
Single or Group Dates: Don't matter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton nigga
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: I smoke weed I don't need to be wired when I'm tired
Do you Smoke: What green hell yeah nigga
Do you Swear: Hell yeah bitch
Do you Sing: I don't sing bitch I rap
Do you Shower Daily: do you shower daily muthafucka
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: on my way
Do you want to get Married: when I calm my ass down
Do you belive in yourself: hell
Do you get Motion Sickness: When I'm around ugly people
Do you think you are Attractive: Shhhiiiit look at me
Are you a Health Freak: Lil bit lil bit
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah when they ain't fuckin up
Do you like Thunderstorms: When I'm in the dark wit a woman
Do you play an Instrument: Keyboard
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nigga thanksgiving just left what you think
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: now thats a harsh word
In the past month have you gone on a Date:&..39;>
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Of course
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: They don't come in a box dumbass
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: for the first time and it was nasty as fuck
In the past month have you been on Stage: Hell yeah in Ohio D.E gets much love from me
In the past month have you been Dumped: hell nah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not yet
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hell nah that shit is played out I am grown
Ever been Drunk: Does a bear shit in the woods
Ever been called a Tease: nope daddy gives you what you need
Ever been Beaten up: jumped never lost a one on one
Ever Shoplifted: when I was like 8
How do you want to Die: Fuckin
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Your step daddy
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: none
Favourite Hair Color: none
Short or Long Hair: What ever looks good on her
Height: I like em short
Weight: gotta be thick with no stomach
Best Clothing Style: what ever she looks good in
Number of Drugs I have taken: does asprin count
Number of CDs I own: fuck Cds I download that shit
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: How the fuck should I know
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Sex Preference
Top or Bottom Bottom - Revese so I can play wit dat ass while she ride
Morning or Night Morning, Day, Night, who gives a fuck
Lights on or off I got that black light on
Touching or kissing Both
Giver or Reciever I'm all in dat mouf
Nice & slow or Rough & fast I adjust that speed
Bitting or Kissing Both
Scratching or tickling Shit you mark me up then you gotta bounce
Grabbing or caressing Grabbing while fuckin caressing after
loud or quite I like that sexy moan
Drunk or Sober Shit drunk sex is the best sex
Outside or Inside Where ever I will still beat it up
Standing up or laying down Depends on how good the sex is
Pain or Pleasure Pleasure
A Break or straight ............What
Under or on top of the covers I don't care I am going to bus on the sheets anyway
Clothes on or off What the fuck.... take that shit off
Good or Bad
Foreplay Rather have Head
Whipped Cream hell yeah I like all dat shit
Fudge We will be two sticky people
One night stand Wrap it up
Booty calls Shit my phone is ringing now
pillow bitting Sexy!
Long toe nails If you think you is gon stab me you got the game fucked up
Sex toys My dick gon make you throw that toy away
Ashy elbows EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Soft Skin all day
Music any from kells to pac I will still beast that shit
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Sex Survey
Are you a freak? Kinky than a mufucka
Who turned you out? Tamika
Favorite Position? Reverse Cowgirl
Ever fake an orgasim? No but I got tired of fuckin a couple of times
Do you or would you suck toes? I'm not that kinky
Love giving or receiving oral? both
Ever use a sex toy? hell nah
Ever experiment w/foods? yeah and made a mess
Do you consider yourself an expert or a gold medal winner? expert cumologist
Condoms or Commando? Wrap it up
Do you take control or like to be controlled? I let you have it first then show you who daddy is
Do you watch porn? Hell yeah
Freakiest thing you've ever done? fucked on top of a washer in a apartment hallway
If your pussy/dick were a natural disaster...what would it be? Hurricane Katrina
How many partners have you had? .............
Bisexual or Bi-curious? Bi nothin
Ever had sex outdoors? plenty of times
Ever had sex in a car? every one that I owned
Longest you've ever fucked? I think that shit was about 2 hours
Do you like blindfolds or handcuffs? both but not on me
Do you prefer big breasts or small? c cup or better
Long dick or a thick one? combo
Ever been caught in the act? If yes, by whom? her mom
Ever had a 3-some? not yet
Ever made a Video? 2
Ever been watched or watched someone else? no
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