Cillian Murphy
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Mikael Akerfeldt
I found this. Its on my bedroom door, Amy's page, my band locker, and I decided to post it here as well. :D enjoy:
I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys. I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys. I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad. I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.
I like monkeys.
Opeth . Incubus . Sorskogen . Porcupine Tree . In Flames . Black Tide . Deftones . Pantera . Tool . Disturbed . Pearl Jam . A Perfect Circle . System of a Down . Slipknot . Rage Against the Machine . Mudvayne . Korn . Metallica . Red Hot Chili Peppers . Maroon 5 . Mastodon . Matchbox Twenty . Nirvana . Placebo . Rascal Flatts . Savage Garden . Killswitch Engage . Dragonforce . Bullet for my Valentine . Rise Against . Devotchka . Coldplay . Matchbox Twenty . Third Eye Blind . Lifehouse . Sugar Ray . Lamb of God . Muse . Blue October . Shinedown . Switchfoot . Train . Black Eyed Pees . A7X . Evanescence . Good Charlotte. All-American Rejects . The Killers . The Bravery . Flogging Molly . Modest Mouse . What Made Milwaukee Famous . Queens of the Stone Age . Stone Temple Pilots . Audioslave...
Theres A LOT not listed. I listen to pretty much anything..
What ever happened to the values of humanity? What ever happened to the fairness in equality? Instead in spreading love we spreading animosity Lack of understanding, leading lives away from unity That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin under That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin down There's no wonder why sometimes I'm feelin under Gotta keep my faith alive till love is foundPeople killin, people dyin Children hurt and you hear them cryin Can you practice what you preach? And would you turn the other cheek?Father, Father, Father help us. Send some guidance from above Cause people got me, got me questionin Where is the love??
The Lion King : Spirit : Duma : BALTO : Two Brothers : V For Vendetta : My Big, Fat, Independent Movie : The Chumscrubber : Saw(s) : Underworld(s) : Billy Madison : Orgazmo : 40 Year Old Virgin : Big Daddy : Wedding Crashers : Shrek(s) : Gumby : Ghost Ship : Dawn of the Dead : Shawn of the Dead : Resident Evil(s) : 28 Days Later : Red Eye : The Jacket : Lord of the Rings : Nightmare Before Christmas : Corpse Bride : Sweeny Todd : Edward Scissorhands : The Messengers : Stranger Than Fiction : American History X : The Producers : Blades of Glory : Blood Diamond : Yesterday : Harry Potter(s) : The Guardian : Shooter : Little Miss Sunshine : PS I Love You : My Girl : Benji : Dan in Real Life : 27 Dresses : Under the Tuscan Sun : Apocalypto : Into the Wild : Monty Python . Charlie Bartlet : Wall-E : Jumper : Chronicles of Narnia : Indiana Jones!
Singing Lions
Spongebob
Family Guy
Invader Zim
The Graham Norton Show
Celebrity Death Match
Scrubs
House
South Park
Robot Chicken
Metalocalypse
HAHA.. yea, I dont read much..
The Hot Zone
Smack
The Sunbird
"...music is the maximum exponent of art and, inside music, Opeth is the maximum exponent of fucking everything."