it would be orgasmic to meet any of the red sox..past or present. not just ask for an autograph but actually have a meaningful conversation. since that probably won't happen, i'd like to meet people who had horrible gpa's in college and still went on to be successful. also perhaps some hot 30something year old men..i am into them lately. really anyone who enjoys the simple pleasures in life. even yankees fans if you like to argue and lose.