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Nobody

Move on... nothing to see here...

About Me

I don't fit in your reality and never will. There are too few dimensions and the whole linear time thing makes starting at the end very difficult. And what is with gravity? Ok, fine, your universe, your rules. I think I'll leave and start my own.

My Interests

All of it. Except the parts that don't interest me.

I'd like to meet:

All people are the same; the same stale shit in gastly new packaging. I'm not into meeting people. I am, however, into meating humans. Interpret that however you would like.I would like to meet a lesbian and feel kindered. I like the ladies too:)Oh, if you want to be my friend to get me to pay for your porn site... no thanks. If I'm paying, it's for the real thing, not pictures.That said, go ahead, be friends with nobody. NOBODY WILL THANK YOU!

Music:

I like the music in my head. It's like an air raid in here. Mostly droning and bomb blasts. The tip of the Iceberg (which is connected to a ghastly complicated planet with 256 discrete dimensions)...Abominatrix, Hatebreed, Goldfrapp, Plaid, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, NIN, Coil, J.G. Thirlwell, Scraping Foetus From the Wheel, Manorexia, Clint Ruin, Type O Negative, Carl Orff, Vangelis, Chris Vrenna's independent remix efforts, Mike Patton's numerous excursions (Tomahawk, Indian Cheif's Three, Fantomas, Faith No More, Mr Bungle), The Macc Lads, Tchaikovsky, Tapeworm (IF they ever REALLY existed), Photek, Soulfly, Rhys Fulber, Orbital, Ministry, Mister Robert Zombie and his old band, Lawnmower Deth, KMFDM, Juno Reactor, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Yo La Tengo, John Zorn, Howard Shore, John Williams, James Horner, Hans Zimmer, Jablkon, Godflesh, Enigma, Einsturzende Neubauten, Dream Theater(HA!), Autechre, TOOL, Yanni, Manheim Steamroller, William Orbit, The Acoustically Bent, YuKFaktor, Big Daddy Kane . _ _ . _ .. _ _ _ _… . . ._. …

Movies:

Ursula Martinez



Juste pour rire, trick

Ursula Martinez



"Juste pour rire, trick" Uhm. Yeah. What he said. Again, dimensional limitations make it difficult for me to enjoy these. Without the additional 1088 dimensions, it just seems so half-assed. Also, that the characters are never in more than one place at once slows the pace. I'm used to being at least twenty five places simultaneously... and that's just with the five clones I've activated!

Television:

I prefer watching the toaster - at least I can eat what I see in it.

Books:

There is nothing to be learned from words. The most crucial infromation is that which has yet to be communicated. Also the best concepts cannot adequately be put to words. The moment it is chained down by our frightfully limiting lexicon, it is dead.However, I like the girth and heft of the Westchester County phone book. Therefore it is a book I highly approve of and recommend to anybody in need of a 1130gram mass. And we can all use a 1130gram mass.

Heroes:

Voltron - the one made of cars, not the other one.

My Blog

Did you ever have one of those days?

Where you kinda would just feel a bit liberated by just walking up to a completely random stranger and gutting them like a fish?  Just plunge a combat knife into their abdomen and cut until you c...
Posted by Nobody on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:06:00 PST

Back from reality

It's been a while since I posted anything on here.  The truth is, my life is hectic.  But things have been very cool lately.  Here's a run-down... My 18-year-old cat died.  I ...
Posted by Nobody on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:48:00 PST

RIP

My cat passed away Friday night. I'm dealing with it.  Just another dead thing in a big mess of dead things.  One less thing to give a damn about.  I think I've attained the Zen Buddist...
Posted by Nobody on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:23:00 PST

Interesting little aside...

I have this co-worker who seems to think I give a damn about her life.  She keeps annoying me with her personal crap.  Since I fix the computers and printers,  I guess she also thinks&n...
Posted by Nobody on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:07:00 PST

A little hunk of comedy gold thanks to Ebay!

Some dufus is selling his love on Ebay!  Seriously.  This is the most pathetic thing I have EVER SEEN!  Well, OK, not really.  The singles ads I placed back before I stopped caring...
Posted by Nobody on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 03:46:00 PST

My cat now leaves me shit

My 18-year-old cat, Cookie, has decided that the only true gesture of love is a poop placed gingerly in the path of foot traffic in the night.  I haven't stepped on one yet, but it is likely to h...
Posted by Nobody on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:23:00 PST

My Interesting Present Situation

I've had vertigo really bad for about a week now.  It seems to come in waves.  It's sometimes impossible to walk.  Mostly I feel like I'm intermittently being spun rapidly in a circle a...
Posted by Nobody on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:36:00 PST

Change

Where'd the peach jolly ranchers go? I know they existed.  So did orange.  Watermelon is a welcome addition as is blue raspberry, but I miss the peach. It's funny how change slips in q...
Posted by Nobody on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:58:00 PST

AVOID ME

I found myself alone killing time in Barnes and Noble on Friday night.  After the usual browse (science, computers, woodworking, Big Picture Books of Trucks) I decided to look around in the self ...
Posted by Nobody on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 09:40:00 PST

Fend for yourselves world.

Why can't people just get a clue and try to help themselves? Why does everybody just throw up their hands, cry, "Help ME!" and collaspe in a pile until somebody comes and lifts them out of the shit th...
Posted by Nobody on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:25:00 PST