my amigo Don M. Igo |
Over the last month I had a lovely email exchange with a nice man in Malaysia. He asked for my assistance in a luggage debacle he apparently entangled himself in. The following are th...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 16:14:00 GMT |
Sexspresso please! And make it a double! |
I don't know about all y'all (which by the way is the correct plural form of y'all), but if Des Moines ever gets sexpresso baristas I'm going back to drinking coffee.click here to find out what Will...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 16:10:00 GMT |
Email to Tom Ashbrook |
Mr. Ashbrook,
My name is Ryan O'Mara from Des Moines, IA. First and foremost, I'm glad to have you back on the air in Iowa after the people here ove...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:40:00 GMT |
Apologize? But they're merely Iraqis! |
On Sunday Scott Pelley from 60 Minutes interviewed President Bush. During the course of the interview Bush admitted some mistakes in the handling of the war. He admitted that Abu Ghraib wa...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:15:00 GMT |
natural gas will do |
Today was one of those rare days where I didn't have time to let my hair air-dry over the course of about three hours. Since I don't own a hair dryer I had to improvise.
Here's a tip for anyone ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:14:00 GMT |
Onomatopoeic Haiku |
bang beep bing boing boink
ping pong murmur splish splash splosh
ring ring vroom vroom poof!
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 11:19:00 GMT |
Letter to Ronald the Conqueror |
Dear Ronald McDonald,
Why do you tempt me so? I know your labors of love are artery killers, fat creators, hypertension ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:02:00 GMT |
cka "prints" |
i want a nickname. and since i photograph things from time to time i think i should be called "prints".
from now on i am the artist currently known as "prints".
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 16:41:00 GMT |
song of a drunken irish buddhist |
i want to play follow guitar.
i want to swim in azure croatian seas and lie on her southern beaches.
i have no down payment on my spectacular america.
my insightful mediations are...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 19:32:00 GMT |
song of an angelheaded hipster |
America
America I've given you all and now I'm nothing. America two dollars and twenty-seven cents January 17, 1956. I can't stand my own mind. America when will we end the human wa...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 18:52:00 GMT |
