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Keeley

What's In The Fucking Box?

About Me

I'm caring, calm, and sensitive. I drive a huge truck, and enjoy exposing myself, vandalism, and heavy drinking. I have a dog named Bailey who is a Golden Retriever and we both pee in the yard to mark our territory. I'm in to having sex all night, Cream Soda, and www.tourettesguy.com. I also like to laugh and have fun LOL!
Seven Deadly Sins Survey:
Wrath
Who did you last get angry with? Everyone
What is your weapon of choice? It was Stabby, my pet knife, untill i lost it at Brads
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Only untill they say the saftey word (foliage)
How about the same sex? Just show me where to sign up.
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Dianne Keeley!
What is your pet peeve? When dudes touch your shoulder to get by you at the bar
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Yes, I keep them locked in my closet... along with who ever I have the grudge against
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? Floss
What is the latest you've ever woken up? 7:15am - but i fell asleep around 6am the day before
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? The officials at MUFON
What is the last lame excuse that you made? I have to feed my Cat and stuff
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? I used to stay up all night and watch many of them in a row
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? I just let the music play and fall back asleep indefinitley
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Budweiser
Are you a meat eater? It's a sick sad world and the animals are better off dead
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I don't drink
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? If by comfortable you mean drunk and full all the time
Do you enjoy candy and sweets? Does a bear shit in the woods?
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? Sweats
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? I'd eat a dog or baby if it meant life or death - or fun
Greed
How many credit cards do you own? Just 1 and I still manage to forget to pay it off
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? 2 chicks at once
Would you rather be rich or famous? Infamous
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? No
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? I was born
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? I gradamwaited from skool!!!
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? Dying
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? I'm annoyed even if I come in first
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? I entered a 4th grade science fair last year.
Have you ever cheated to get a better score? Its called high school
What did you do today that you're proud of? Cleaned pool filters?
Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? Does this include friends outside of locker rooms? If so - 23
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? If you know me and haven't seen me naked you must be blind
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? Yes that has been known to happen
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? The bum bum
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? Does it count if my Dog watched but did not participate?
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Yes
Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? I want Pete's dreamy eyes
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Rob Zombie
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? Chris Benoit
Have you ever been cheated on? Yes
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Tenticles
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? I thought the only triat you get from being an inbreed is retardation? I don't want that.
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often? Wack off
Do you do the least often? Murder
Is your favorite to act on? Refer to question 1 of this section
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My Interests

Baseball Games, The Beach, Beer, Blackjack, The Color Blue, BMX Biking, Boating, Cape Cod, The Caribbean, Cars, Chillin', Concerts, Converse Shoes, Cream Soda, Crew, Crowd Surfing, Boat Cruises, Dancing, Disobeying Authority Figures, Driving, Eating, Film, Fire, Freakin', Go-Carting, Gurlies, Killing People, Lifting, Monkeys, Motorcycles, Music, My Dog Bailey, My Homeys And Homeyetts, p33m, Pain, Paint Ball, Passing Out, Photography, Pimpin', Pina Coladas, Poker, Rain, The Red Sox, Rock n' Roll, Sailing, Sex, Skinney Dipping, Skiing, Staring At Nothing, Stars, Sunrise, Sunset, Swearing, Swimming, Tattoos, My Truck: Trucky, Wearing Visors

I'd like to meet:

Jim Morrison

Music:

Top 5 songs ever recorded in no particular order: Night Moves by Bob Seger, Girl from a Pawnshop by The Black Crowes, Dammit by Blink 182, Long December by The Counting Crows, and Mr. Jones by The Counting Crows - I also enjoy the musical stylings of Lenny and the Delrays and David Mansfield

Movies:

American Beauty, Shawshank Redemption, Casablanca, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Television:

The Shield, Deadliest Catch, Overhaulin', 6 Feet Under, Transformers (Generation 1), Monster Garage, Man vs. Wild, Pee Wee's Playhouse, CSI Las Vegas, Intervention, Inked, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and anything on the Discovery or History Channel

Books:

Burn em'

Heroes:

Pilot Jack Knight

My Blog

Happy New Year

I have just spent the last 25 - 30 minutes looking around the internet for an inspiring New Year's Day quote to post up here, but then it finally came to me. This morning I was reading my buddy Hesse...
Posted by Keeley on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:51:00 PST

Eat Shit and Die Blockbuster

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of the creed: "No more late fees."I have a dream that one day on the blue blood streets of Boston, the sons of former...
Posted by Keeley on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:44:00 PST

Exploring Uncharted Myspace Waters

I have just discovered, after extensive research and rigorous investigatory probing, that it is in fact impossible to friend yourself on myspace.
Posted by Keeley on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 06:19:00 PST

Randolph Needs A Pulch

I don't really feel the need to get into what this video is all about, but as tripped out as it is watch for what Luxembourg says before he dies. If you really listen you'll hear a lot more than what...
Posted by Keeley on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:11:00 PST

Bed Bath And Beyond Bodyworks

As you may know I live at home right now with my parents. My Mom has just got into this kick where she buys the Bath and Bodyworks hand soap, and she is trying all of the different scents they have t...
Posted by Keeley on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:51:00 PST

Every Good Rockstar Dies At 27 Anyways Right?

Seven years ago scientists discovered a black hole in the middle of our Milky Way galaxy. The Mayan calendar correctly predicted the existence of this black hole over 1000 years prior to its discover...
Posted by Keeley on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:02:00 PST