Alpha Male, Black and Tan. I'm always ready for long walks on the beach or sucking on lemons while playing the sun. Willing to discuss the merits of off-leash laws at local parks and to debunk the myth that Paris Hilton invented little dogs (I have heard through the K-9 grapevine that Tinkerbell has tried to escape her clutches at numerous red carpert events while she was preening for the camera)Please join me anytime on my porch for some lemonade or game of catch.
