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Pilot Dumdum McButterpaws

Whiskey over bitches, it's just the way it goes.

About Me



The name given to me by my parents is:Johnathan Daniel Cooper

I am an extremely sarcastic asshole.

I am a masochist.

I enjoy:Grindcore, Acoustic, Screamo, Emo, Metal, Electronica, Indie, and Rap.

I gots my GED nigguh. I'm kidding. I don't really talk that way. Unless I'm drunk.

Jeffrey Ball, Emilio Jones, K-tizzle, Jason, and Jacob Woodward are my true homies.

Welcome to your life.

"I am a burning building, bringing everyone inside to the ground"-Heavyheavylowlow

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


''For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity or perception to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication.'' - Friedrich Nietzsche

My Blog

Here’s my Christmas music.

All I've got is myself, some wine, and some music. What a way to spend the Holiday season. Who gives a shit. Here comes winter trialWishing I could remember being a childOn my knees againBegging for J...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:37:00 GMT

A compilation of drinking quotes.

"I drink to make other people interesting"-George Jean Nathan "The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom."-William Blake "I am awake, I might as well be drinking."-Dan Thompson "The problem wit...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:20:00 GMT

Ahhh. Retirement

Man. I love Cursive, but these lyrics are just so straightforward and perfect. I believe this was off their first album, but I'm not sure. "Our mistakes are scrawled upon the chalkboard They're scribe...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:18:00 GMT

I NEED someone to live with me.

Someone. Anyone. I cannot live alone. I will go fucking bonkers. I'm checking into student loans and such and according to my mom I can get loans for housing. I would love to do this, but I NEED someo...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:05:00 GMT