Blacksburg (Virginia Tech) |
What the hell did they do to our small, quiet town?I've failed a few classes in Norris Hall.I've walked around bare feet in AJ.Now all they are known for are as scenes of murders.All these buildings I...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 22:00:00 GMT |
New Old Friends |
People hardly ever visit us at my grandparents' house. In an average year, we'd have maybe 6 visitors -- and 5 would be our relatives. Maybe it's just as well, since every time we have a v...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:00:00 GMT |
Finally a "Normal" Schedule? |
Finally a "Normal" Schedule?
This month of March 2007, I've had the weekends off from work, for the first time since I've gotten out of college in 2004.For past 2 and half years, in several positions,...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:30:00 GMT |
3 Pints of Guinness |
3 Pints of Guinness
A man walks into a bar, on a Thursday night, and orders 3 pints of Guinness. He sits and drinks a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he orders 3 m...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 20:00:00 GMT |
Tap Dancing Duck |
It's time for another long joke, involving a bar.
Tap Dancing Duck
A circus ringmaster walked into a bar to see everyone, apparently fascinated by something, crowded in a corner. In ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 00:30:00 GMT |
Punk Ass Piece o' Shit |
Good morrow my fellow lads.Sucks sure is this life.
I work from 5:30 PM (after the sunset) to 2 AM right now.Next week and for the month of December, I'll be working from 1 PM to 9:30 PM from Thursd...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 22:51:00 GMT |
2 Limos in 2 Weeks |
2 Limos in 2 Weeks
My friend Jeremy Farge got married on Saturday.It was 3rd wedding I've ever seen, and the first traditional American one I've ever been to. Despite my unfamiliarity with weddi...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 23:30:00 GMT |
No Parents!!! |
No Parents!!!Well... no grandparents.I'll be home alone for 2 weeks.This used to be greatly exciting back in the high school days.Now, it seems more like a chore.
It mostly sucks cuz I still have work...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 15:40:00 GMT |
Schedule Change |
Schedule Change
They got rid of my old schedule time slot all together at work, and gave me an option to choose between 8 time slots, about 3 weeks ago. I had the first pick, so I made a great c...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:00:00 GMT |
Three Male Mice |
j0!I am now officially bored at work, so here's a joke.I usually like to start out with this joke, and many of my friends already heard it.
Three mice are drinking in a bar, talking how macho each ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 20:00:00 GMT |
