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Julialius

I live to die in the upper tax bracket

About Me

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I've acquired a genetically altered handshake capable of speeds up to 30 mph.
Hair arranged by the most advanced landscape surveillance operators our company can afford.
I have a very expensive pen.
I use big words quite often in substitution for semantically equivalent words.
I attribute this success to my professional demeanor and my strong stock portfolio.
Though it may not appear so, I am quite comfortable in my surroundings.

My Interests

churros, boba, dj marjibus fuzzy slippers, 1FCK Kaiserslautern, charcoal stix, down ass tricks

Music:

I like dem beatz, fatty ones.

Movies:

Six String Sammurai, Clockwork Orange, Donnie Darko, Watermelon Heaven, Tripods are for treetops, Sam Sung like shit

Television:

Crashing market numbers only.

Books:

Slaughter-House five, The Burn Journals, Death of a Salesman, Junior., Grapefruit

Heroes:

radioactive potassium.