A Briefcase Full Of Porno And Snacks

About Me

I make comics, stupid comics with immature jokes and crudely-drawn superheroes.

I don't care if you found this on your FREE PSP

I like my initials, but hate what they stand for.

I am not only an artist, I am a surrealist work of art.

I don't understand NASCAR.

I'm a big fan of punk rock and wouldn't mind it in the least if every band sounded like the Ramones of Misfits.

I am incredibly accident prone and am often injured by my own stupidity.

I have been known to enter trance-like states while playing Street Fighter 2.

I believe that underwear is a waste of material.

I represent the Blue Team, Player 2 4 Life.

I hate the government, but really like Captain America.

I'm constantly trying to bring back the pineapple haircut, do your part to help.

I dislike: flakin' and perpetratin', Fox News, recessions, Nickelback, affected British accents, pop-country radio, new concussions, irony disguised as enthusiasm, John Madden's big fat head, Mike Honcho, Huey Lewis & The News, scenester douche bags, the working week, anime, puppetry, the cast of High School Musical, artificial grape flavoring, Stephen King, Thomas Kinkade and his fucking lighthouses, gas pressure and bloating, your stupid faceLayout Provided By CodeMyLayout.com - Myspace Layouts

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to meet and maybe stalk me, it's so wonderful to have fans.

My Blog

FACT FILE: Dark Secrets Exposed To The Light Of Day

April Halter:-April Halter is commissioner of her own fantasy bowling league, she will trade you Dale Traber for Walter Ray Williams Jr. and Brian Boghosian -April Halter has six toes on one foot but ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Mar 2009 15:24:00 GMT

DC Comics is gonna sue my ass

Check out the new folder in the pics section, unless you work in the Warner Bros. legal department, in which case you can go fuck yourself.
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 14:25:00 GMT

The Ft. Wayne Shakedown

Last night April, Jared, Katy, and myself went to Ft. Wayne to see The Hollywood Blondes, The Bricktops, and Flamingo Nosebleed at the VIP Grille. After getting a little lost on the way there (April's...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 19:01:00 GMT

those arent Hot Cops, theyre the regular cops

Jared's birthday party got royally out of hand, to the bulletpoints!-Two bands, two kegs, too much jungle juice.-"Extreme Cheddar" Matt had a bad night, roughed up by three people and then someone pee...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:06:00 GMT

Friday The 13th VI: Jason Lives (in Grand Rapids)

Another strange trip to Grand Rapids, another blog with bulletpoint highlight:-Went to go see My Friend Jared in Grand Rapids at the DAAC with April, Double A, and the band's namesake, at through the ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 18:06:00 GMT

Less Than Jake, The Price Is Right, and me

So last night I went to see the Shout It Loud tour stop at the Intersection. Four great ska bands (LTJ, RBF, Streetlight Manifesto, and Against All Authority in case you didn't know) in one convenient...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 11:28:00 GMT

CARNAVAL DE CAMPEONES!

So I've been working on what the artfags call "ACEOs" (Art Cards, Editions & Originals), essentially a piece of art done in the size of a standard baseball card (2.5"x3.5"). It's kinda fun seeing what...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:34:00 GMT

ART!(?)

Ok, so I posted a few things....more to come, feel free to comment
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:10:00 GMT

My Memorial Day Weekend (In KG Bulletpoints)

Ugh. Two days straight of drinkin' and stinkin', here's what I remember in no particular order: - I got a kickass bowl with Ganesh (and his excellent elephant butt) on it and a used Sloppy Seconds CD ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 11:43:00 GMT

Killing Myself Every Day Of My Life

It seems I can't go an entire week without greivously injuring myself. Today, for instance, I managed to dislocate my right pinkie finger through deadly horseplay (which didn't involve alcohol or actu...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 08:17:00 GMT