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About Me



Music is God's gift to we who live in our heads too much.

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I'd like to meet:

I want to meet a special girl, who doesn't give a damn about me. She'll lie to my face, steal whenever possible and cheat every time my back is turned - With my friends no less. Two or three at a time, preferably, while I work hard to put food in her spiteful mouth. I want her bitter and jaded, hateful and violent at the drop of a hat. I want huge purple bruises on my arms, from her striking me in public - should I ever ask for a back rub,oral sex, or if we can see an action movie at the local cineplex. I want her to loathe me with the core of her very soul. I want her to pawn , throw everything I buy her in the trash, or give it away to her girlfriends talks shit about me to. I want her so verbally abusive, after I've provided her hours of cunnilingus, my tongue bleeds onto my bed sheets, and I sob myself to uncomfortable sleep because she took all the pillows and blankets.

My Blog

INSOMNIAC ZAC movie reviews - NINJA ASSASSIN

What is a ninja you ask ? 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. For more ninja facts check out this site.http://...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:02:00 GMT

INSOMNIAC ZAC reviews TWILIGHT: NEW MOON with special guest Zombie Monkey !

Welcome back all for a very special MOVIE REVIEW of TWILIGHT NEW MOON !! What's so special? I'm glad you asked. For the first time ever, I have a co-host in this installment!! Welcome fellow blog...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:00:00 GMT

INSOMNIAC ZAC reviews TRICK R' TREAT ( out on DvD now)

Welcome back, boils and ghouls. My personal favorite holiday is stalking us fast. If I had my way, I'd review one horror movie a day for you all October long. But alas, my time and budget does no...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Oct 2009 21:39:00 GMT

INSOMNIAC ZAC reviews Z O M B I E L A N D !! Share

Welcome back Zac-fans !! You knew I wouldn't miss this one. Ever sit through a movie and try to enjoy it, but realize your kind of jealous of the fun the characters are having ? (Maybe I have some ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:09:00 GMT

INSOMNIAC ZAC movie reviews - JENNIFER'S B O D Y

So its Carrie meets Mean Girls ? No. On the surface, Jennifer's Body looks like typical teen horror pop debacle, milking the looks of the current cultural sexy spank symbol for a quick buck. O...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Sep 2009 02:36:00 GMT

"WOLVEEERRRINES!!" - A look back at Patrick Swayze

Patrick Swayze, the only guy on the face of our planet - who could rock a mullet and still look cool - is gone. He was 57. Aside from rocking that mullet like nobodies business, he was a heck of an...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:38:00 GMT

INSOMNIAC ZAC reviews DISTRICT* 9

Welcome back! Its been awhile since I reviewed anything, but I've come back with a hell of a winner.Zac Fact: I'm also working on a website specifically to bring you more Zac-tastic movie reviews ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Aug 2009 00:10:00 GMT

INSOMNAIC ZAC reviews TRANSFORMERS 2 : REVENGE of the FALLEN

(Warning, review contains strong language) Imagine if you took your kids to an all ages concert, and instead of a good time, you got a loud as hell racist misogynist heavy metal group talking...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:20:00 GMT

INSOMNIAC ZAC reviews TERMINATOR : SALVATION

"Why are we breaking up?? You think I'm unemotional!! I can be emotional... I cried like a child at the end of Terminator 2, with the... thumb and the... molten...y'know !!" I didn't catch Terminator ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 13:05:00 GMT