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About Me

Hi. I'm Miranda. I like cheese and torturing the small and fuzzy. Thats getting kinda old though. I play the skin flute and the butt trumpet.I enjoy making bird feeders from milk cartons, colt 45's and midgets. I live on a turkey farm. Gee whiz, who saw that coming? Oh and can you believe I have a kid?(..... Who in there right mind would let me have a baby.....ah nevermind.) His name is Eli Danger and he likes to pretend he's a Nazi. Silly babies! Oh and this is a film me and friend conjured up. Just the claymation part... ..

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....your mom...

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very creepy, disturbing children's cartoon, banned from TV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqi5F5MqqTQ
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:43:00 GMT

why i hate racing

dale earnhardt ruined my perfectly good Kit-Kat. the wafer/chocolate ratio is all fucked up now due to the fact of the printed dale earnhardt pic stamped on it. also, it doesn't break into 4...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:55:00 GMT

ugh

Hmm, Its really pisses me off that people take MySpace seriously. Everyone just wants some kind of attention. Dude, its fucking MySpace!! Its like everyone wants someone to find them as some inspiring...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:10:00 GMT

Ohhhhh hio.

   I can't understand why people around here (Hillybilly, USA) are racist. There aren't even any black or hispanic people around here. They've only seen them on TV. And at the same time, all...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 13:15:00 GMT

"your mom" jokes

   Man, I gotta make a list of people whose moms died. Its happen too many times where I say "your mom", and that persons mom is dead. Makes things a little awkward, ya know?
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 12:36:00 GMT

yikes

    I noticed I'm so white I get attacked by moths when I'm outside at night. And during the day, I'm so pasty white, the sun reflects off my skin so bright, it temporarily blinds you.&...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 13:19:00 GMT

Poop, what is it good for?

   Would I get kicked off my space if I posted pictures of my daily poop?  And another thing, is it legal to send an unmarked box of poop in the mail? I mean, it wouldn't explode or any...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 06:05:00 GMT

Whats round on the ends and High in the middle...

     So, I had to go to the new Super Wal-Tard in Bryan today. Mainly because I guess I'm no longer welcomed at KMart...I don't know. I witnessed a man and a woman, both wearing ma...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 13:54:00 GMT

WHY?

   I can't quite understand why people camp at those public campgrounds. Like the Funny Farm and that Yogi Bear campground in Indiana.You bring your camper/trailer in a designated locat...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 14:16:00 GMT