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About Me

my names eddie and these are 13 semi-irrelevant facts about me:

FACT#1 i have the mental capacity of a 6 year old.

FACT#2 i ask really stupid questions.

FACT#3 i have a dorky walk.

FACT#4 i mumble.

FACT#5 i love my girlfriend.

FACT#6 i spend 90% of the day on auto-pilot.

FACT#7 i got drunk with my hot science teacher in 10th grade.

FACT#8 i have misanthropic and global dominating tendencies.

FACT#9 my motto is "if Darth Vader wasn't a jerk then he'd never get laid".

FACT#10 im borderline retarded.

FACT#11 jurassic park has been my favorite movie since i was a wee lad.

FACT#12 i can remember the very first time i watch a ren and stimpy episode.

FACT#13 i fuckin HATE getting complements.

BONUS FACT! im hella rich and im willing to pay handsomely to any practitioner (licenced or not) who is capable of implanting an exoskeleton on me, no questions asked! it has to be bullet proof or else no dice. and while were at it i might as well have my right arm replaced with a AK-47, and i also want to excrete live grenades, and if i can afford it...i wanna have acid saliva like Jeff goldblum in the fly. ill be unstoppable! your doom is nigh bitches!!!I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

my "hungry lil ewok", aka my babealicious girlfriend angie she's the ONLY person in this entire world who gets me and loves me for who i am. im constantly surrounded by people but if it weren't for her id be completely alone, she means the world to me.

I'd like to meet:

3 people and 3 people only... (1)the person resposible for inventing sex and the human tit. (2) the dude who invented the reese's peanut butter cups. (3) the dude who wrote the super mario theme song

Music:

The beats my little 6 year old nephew makes tapping on the table while waiting for his food in the kitchen, his beats are pretty complex for a 6 year old.

Movies:

anything with dinosaurs, robots and mad scientists

Television:

old cartoons and adult swim

Books:

comic books!!!! speÂ·cifÂ·iÂ·calÂ·ly goon comics.and anything by shirley jackson, her short stories will open your eyes to how stupid and fucked up society is, you just have to understand her metaphors.

Heroes:

The genius minds of Eric Powell and John Krisfalusi,and chuck schuldiner

My Blog

draco malfoy came out of the closet yesterday.

...Lucius Malfoy is infuriated and plans to take legal action against the Weasley family, as he blames this heinous revelation mostly on the highly feminine red headed brothers of gryffindor house. Lu...
Posted by ,JQ/) D D'4J! on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:11:00 PST

LETS SEE HOW GOOD YOU KNOW ME...

YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if u don't have any idea what they are and send it back to ME. NO PUTTING IDK My name:Who is the love of my life:Where did we meet:Take a stab at my middle n...
Posted by ,JQ/) D D'4J! on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 11:06:00 PST

the greatest poem ever written!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GRITTY KITTY "Gritty Kitty ain't so pretty, but it's really thick It fills my cat box oh so snug, it always does the trick I like to rub it on my toes and squish a...
Posted by ,JQ/) D D'4J! on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 05:24:00 PST

answer this bitches!!!

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. ...
Posted by ,JQ/) D D'4J! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yeah

so.... how do i use this device?
Posted by ,JQ/) D D'4J! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST