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Forbidden Erotic Adventure

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

WARNING:

Please message or comment me right away if you ARE NOT OFFENDED by SOMETHING , on my page. If anyone leaves my page NOT feeling offended, then I have not done my job!

--Kristobalicious: Equal Opportunity Offender

(P.S.: NOT THAT I GIVE A FUCK! HA, HA, HA, HA!)





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My Interests


Heavy Metal, Power of the Mind, Ninjas, Levitation, Karaoke, Capoeira, Parkour, Etymology, Ancient Mythology, Lucid Dreaming, Programming, Playing Metal Guitar, Bodybuilding, Surfing, & Travel.

Jay & Silent Bob - Babies
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Dog Faced Gods - Meltdown
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jay and silent bob hot chick
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jay and silent bob strike back funny clip
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Chasing Amy - 4-Way Road
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Never Back Down - Movie Trailer
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MMA Girls rear naked choke
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Prestige VS Sylvestor Stallone
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Chuck Liddell Vs Tito Ortiz
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Our MMA Team
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Fight University
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David Belle Air Man
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Crazy Skills !
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David Belle - Parkour (BBC)
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I'd like to meet:

Leonardo Da Vinci, Albert Einstein, Britney Spears, Archimedes, King Arthur, King Leonidas, Josh Bernstein, The Mythbusters, Merlin, Dr. Dre, Stan Lee, Eddie Murphy, Joe from Girls Gone Wild, Optimus Prime, Machiavelli, Ozzy, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Chris Rock, Bill Mahr, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Benjamin Franklin, Lindsey Lohan, Alicia Silverstone, Katherine Heigl

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Music:

80's HEAVY METAL: METALLICA, Megadeth, Slayer, Pantera, Black Sabbath, Dio, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden,

NEWER METAL: Slipknot, Soil, Stratovarious, Children of Bodom, Shadows Fall, Killswitch Engage, Disturbed, Staind,

RAP & RNB: Ne-yo, Nelly, NWA, Dr. Dre, Public Enemy, Master P & No Limit, DMX, Run DMC, Boyz 2 Men, New Edition, Eminem, Michael Jackson, Xzibit, Twista,

Local Bands: Blood of Your Loved Ones, Stab Corps, The Nephilim, Ill Trip, Deimos

Movies:

I like movies about quests, superheroes, justice, underdogs, and especially ones with a loT of character development.

Television:

Heroes, (the new) Bionic Woman, Chuck, Journeyman, Life, (NBC has a real good Mon/Wed lineup!), Law & Order (original, SVU, Criminal Intent), Monk, Quantum Leap, Transformers, CSI, Tales From The Crypt, Alton Brown's Good Eats, Decorating Cents, HGTV, Don't Sweat It, Myth Busters, Man vs Wild, Survivor Man, bookworm, computer geek

Books:

Arnold Schwarzenegger's Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding, Digital Fortress, Think And Grow Rich, A View From The Bench, Asimov On Numbers, How To Argue And Win Every Time, A Guy's Guide To Being A Man's Man, Dante's Inferno, Illiad, Oddyssey, Tao of Jeet Kune Do, Karate-Do: My Way of Life

Heroes:

Arnlod Schwarzenegger, Bruce Lee, Albert Einstein, Eddy Murphy, Kevin Trudeau, Jack Black, Tony Robbins, Eminem, James Hetfield, Ozzy Osbourne, Dimebag Darrell, Jimi Hendrix, Jet Li, Tony Jaa, Jackie Chan, Alton Brown, Spider-Man, Stan Lee, Andrew Dice Clay, Frank Vincent, David Belle, Mystery & Style

My Blog

Tornadoes Wreak Havoc In Iowa (05/28/08)

As many of you are aware, Northeast Iowa was hit by a series of Tornadoes this weekend, which wreaked havoc in at least 6 towns.  Many individuals and families in Parkersburg & New Hartford l...
Posted by Forbidden Erotic Adventure on Thu, 29 May 2008 09:54:00 PST

Ford Escape Hybrid [Wallet-Friendly Wheels]

"The Ford Escape Hybrid SUV gets an enviable 34/30 mpg city/highway for a $1,648 yearly outlay." "What's more, not all hybrids and high-mileage vehicles are going to be worth the savings in fuel. A hy...
Posted by Forbidden Erotic Adventure on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:51:00 PST

FUCK ALL THE DUMB SHIT!

PRIORITIES: Karate training (strength, power, endurance, cardio, flexibility, speed) Bills -- pay them. Set up auto withdrawl Move things to TRAER JOB HUNT: Transfer within HP to programming divis...
Posted by Forbidden Erotic Adventure on Tue, 06 May 2008 08:13:00 PST

Joke about names of drinks ... (05/03/08)

Three girls are sitting around, totally bored so one girl suggests that they make up nicknames for their ideal boyfriends and name them after soda pops. "I want mine to be 7-Up, 'cause 7 days a w...
Posted by Forbidden Erotic Adventure on Sun, 04 May 2008 08:08:00 PST

Learn Chinese for Free! (05/03/08)

- Are you harboring a fugitive? = Hu Yu Hai Ding?- See me A.S.A.P. = Kum Hia Nao- Stupid = ManDum Gai- Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni- Your price is too high! = No Bai Dam Ting!!- Did you go to the beach?...
Posted by Forbidden Erotic Adventure on Sun, 04 May 2008 07:17:00 PST

What keeps Kristobal so busy? (05/03/08)

These are the major projects in my life at the moment: * FULL TIME JOB diagnosing & repairing computers and printers for major fortune 500 clients including Deere & Co., Nestle, and Princ...
Posted by Forbidden Erotic Adventure on Sat, 03 May 2008 02:00:00 PST

Tuesday Survey (with Wednesday answers!) (04/30/08)

Have you ever showered with someone?yes Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?No Right now do you prefer a Strawberry Milkshake or a Banana Pancakes?Strawberry-Banana Protein Shake. Las...
Posted by Forbidden Erotic Adventure on Thu, 01 May 2008 04:06:00 PST

Two hangmen, hangin’ from a tree! (04/29/08)

This one is dedicated to my friend Scarlettletter, who is compassionate and possesses an insight and a depth of understanding which most do not. Two Hangmenby Mason Proffit As I rode into Tombsto...
Posted by Forbidden Erotic Adventure on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:40:00 PST

Winded! (04/29/08)

I just came back from a 15 min. jog, which I started @ 12:03am.  I jogged about 4 blocks and back and was winded 3/4 of the way through.  Definitely have cardio as a weak spot.  Need to...
Posted by Forbidden Erotic Adventure on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:11:00 PST

Save $$$ at the pump: HHO & The Water-Powered Car (04/28/08)

Save money at the pump.  Check out these links on a relatively unknown new fuel called HHO.  Big-Oil does not want you to know about this!   HHO Gas .. Run YOur Car With Wa...
Posted by Forbidden Erotic Adventure on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:55:00 PST