No one understands me. I get mistaken for Coincidence (fat bitch) all the time and that is so insulting. People are so prejudiced. I'm so sick of the whole "you words all look alike" thing. I'm more clever than anyone realizes. People just seem to want to exploit me. Ignorant Americans, always telling me, "I don't get you." I'm in the dictionary. Look me up sometime.
Jon Stewart. Ethan Hawke. Tina Fey. Michael Moore. The lighting guy for moe.
Music:
I don't believe in music.
Movies:
Reality Bites
Television:
Fox News.
Books:
I don't read books
Heroes:
Jon Stewart.
My Blog
Video of the Day
http://youtube.com/watch?v=o762HKxYMeA Posted by IRONY on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:34:00 PST
Dear Diary,
"It seems to me that later on neither I nor anyone else will be interested in the musings of a thirteen-year-old schoolgirl." - Anne Frank, Saturday, June 20, 1942, in her diary. Posted by IRONY on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 03:44:00 PST
A Story for Alanis
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS, President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story: ... Posted by IRONY on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 03:26:00 PST