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Urchin Child

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Urchin Child formed in January 2006 where we started jamming and began to throw down some tunes. Over the year we did a few gigs and layed down 5 tracks in August. However due to differences in musical interests we had to part with 2 members, the bassist and a guitarist. We began 2007 on the lookout for new members, soon George's guitar teacher recommended an ice cold guitarist and through Doncaster Jazz Band we recruited our phsycadelic bassist. After more gigs and another studio session in the summer we had a new 16 track album on the go. With this in mind we kept up a consistent flow of gigs up and down the UK, stopping off at such prolific venues such as the Cavern and the Hallam FM arena. Now we have booked the studio again for the summer and are putting in the finishing touches to our 3rd EP. Keep your eyes open, we may be playing at a venue near you.
The 5 members are,
Joe- Child scarer, soap fearer, the frontman of Urchin Child. Joseph Adam Law. He has been described on numerous occasions as being "an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind", and purveyer of the occult. This boy is an absolute mentalist on and off the stage, people have tried to describe his stage moves but the nearest comparison we could salvage was a grasshopper on speed. His curls ignite as he blasts out the songs of a thousand voices. His voice is unique and has been likened to Gandhi and Nelson Mandella having it off in a wrestling match.
George- The sexual lead guitarist and the one who provides the solo's that frankly make ya wanna jizz yer pants! With a, er... unique style of dress and sporting a vast array of dodgy hair cuts this dude's a proper showman with a wicked style of guitar that sounds like Slash and Gary Moore had a love child. George believes that he has been hewn from the right testicle of Jimi Hendrix and that there should always be an extra seat saved in the car for his ego!
Torryn- The mighty bass guitarist that is Torryn Smith! Having been quoted as "Having one hell of a mighty boosh!" and with the groovy on stage moves to match he is one formidable musical messiah. His funky lines lay at the heart of the Urchin Child sound which leaves a tingle in your toes and a rythm in your feet! Contrary to popular belief Torryn actually lived in the 70's but was cryogenically frozen for the good of mankind!
Sean- Next up we have Sean on rythm guitar who thickens up the Urchin Child mix with his frantic strumming! He provides a solid rockin rythm and on stage adds the cool, calmer edge to the group even though off stage he hs to be contained in a straight jacket. With his cute smile and his baby face Sean is one sexy ass dude and the main source of our female fans (and some boys too)!!
Chris- And last but by no means least we come to Chris on drums. The king of the crash, the ruler of the ride, the duke of drums and tickler of mens fantasies, Chris is the youngest member of the band but looks the oldest, work that one out!! He is an absolute freak on the skins and provides the band with our trademark quality beats, (whilst breaking around 3 pairs of sticks per practise in the process!) Some say that his hands are quicker than a greased weasel, others say that he has 11 testicles all we know is that he's the best drummer for his age in Doncaster and he is the legendary Chris!!
"Urchin Child are vibrant, unconventional blues infused rock 'n' rollers, their music is youthful and energetic... crowd pleasing to the eye and the ear. "
Keep a weathered eye to the horizon for a storm is brewing and you'd better be ready!
Urchin Child At HALLAM ARENA (sorry about the quality, it was on a phone)
Urchin Child at Sharkeys mugwump.
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Member Since: 4/1/2006
Band Website: You are on it!
Band Members: Joe 'Marmite' Law (Lead Vocals). George 'Tina Ballerina' Miller (Lead Guitar). Sean 'The Babyfaced Assassin' Hunt
(Rhythm Guitar). Torryn 'T-funk' Smith
(Bass Guitar). Chris 'The Snapper' Trem (Drums).

And helping us out from time to time are two groovy jazz fiends who thicken up the Urchin Child broth with their crazy skills.

Matt 'Huggy Bear' Summers (Guest Trumpet) Nadim 'Iceman' Teimoori (Guest Saxophone)
Influences: Joe Bonamassa-Georges NEW main source of pornography, one of the most underated guitarists. His style is like no other.

Guns n Roses- One of our all time favourite bands, they have some inspired riffs and are great live.They are the definition of sex drugs and rock n roll not to mention the awesome whiny vocals of Axl and the high lord of solos himself, slash.

Deep purple- Theyve had more members than we've had hot dinners but all have been great especially the pioneering style of Richie Blackmore which was always exciting and hinted at classical grandeur. With the added talents of Jon Lords and Ian Paice these guys made for a truly awesome band.

Jimi Hendrix- A pioneer of modern rock guitar and the original bad boy of rock n roll he set fire to his guitars, did more drugs than a lab rat and made a plaster cast of his own cock to be sold as a dildo in sex shops worldwide!! Now that is rock n roll.

Audioslave - Sean and Torryn especially love this supergroup forged from the remnants of soundgarden and Rage against the machine. With guitarist Tom morello's 'unique' style and hard-hitting riffs and Frontman Chris cornell's powerhouse voice, we feel audioslave are a band apart and one to aspire to.

Pink Floyd- Now Pink floyd are Joes Favourite especially, but we all love them. Now their tunes arent always head bangers but all of them take you on a mystical journey thats out of this world.

Led Zeppelin- The band shaped rock music as we see it today, they had the best musicians in all areas and were voted best band of all time on numerous occasions.

Gary Moore- Georges main source of pornography, one of the best guitarists on the face of the earth. Easy to see why he's an influence.
Sounds Like: ALTO RUMORE CLUB.
"Urchin Child are vibrant, unconventional blues infused rock 'n' rollers, their music is youthful and energetic... crowd pleasing to the eye and the ear. "

KEEP MUSIC LIVE blogspot.
"Seeing Urchin Child “live” is an experience that stays in the mind well after the guitars are packed away and the lights go out on another gig. In lead-singer Joe they have the best frontman with attitude and stage presence seen in may years, coupled with a band who rock venues to their foundations, they give performance after performance which belie their youth and experience. I am confident that this will be one of the most talked about bands for many years to come"
Record Label: Tomato Records UK
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

URCHIN CHILD LIVE AT THE CAVERN 07

Check out MYSPACE.TV to see URCHIN CHILD playing live at THE CAVERN (LIVERPOOL).The video shows the last song of the set which is JONNY PUT YOUR KNICKERS ON!! The video quality is'nt bad but check it ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:47:00 GMT

THE DIAMOND BAND CHALLENGE FINAL 08

After getting knocked out of the semi Finals Urchin Child thought they were out of the Band Challenge for good until they recieved an e-mail saying. 'You have won the wildcard card plac...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:48:00 GMT

URCHIN CHILD SIGN TO TOMATO RECORDS

  GOOD NEWS!!!! On the 18th of June 2008 Urchin Child Signed a management/promotion deal with Neil -Chief tomato of Tomato Records UK!Very Good Times Looking forward to the fu...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:12:00 GMT

Day 5 In The Studio!!!

Aagghh! The recording had finally come to a close! ( well the tracking at least). Its been an amazing 5 days recordin and by the last day everyone was pooped, but we started off the day in a rip roari...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:36:00 GMT

Day 4 In The Studio!!!

The penultimate day in the studio began with George finishing off his solos whilst a few of the guys cracked open risk again! After a bit when George was still working on his soloage Sean ended up rei...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:00:00 GMT

Day 3 In The Studio!!!

Day 3 started a couple of hours later so we could all get plenty of rest! (especially Joff the sound guy as he had played a gig in London the night before!) We started the day of recording continuing ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:41:00 GMT

Day 2 In The Studio!!

After laying down the drums the day before it was Torryn King von Bush Smith's turn to pump out the bass! The bass took most of the day due in some part to the crazy off-beat rythms of Mr T Smith! Mea...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:19:00 GMT

Day 1 In The Studio!!

Technically today was day 2 of the studio but we didn't realise until today that we weren't keeping our awesome fans up to date so this is how the down low on Urchin Child's 3rd record!Yesterday we re...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:17:00 GMT

SHEFFIELD HALLAM FM ARENA 2ND FEB 08

Hey We have just completed our biggest gig to date. It was as the SHEFFIELD HALLAM FM ARENA on the 2ND FEB. 'It was amzing the whole day from start to finish was brilliant. A great experince'CHEC...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:56:00 GMT