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The Unignorable Crasian and her Donut of DOOM

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About Me

i’m one crazy asian (or crasian if you will) that doesn’t wrestle, i beat bitches down…expect when they claw the shit out of me and I become confused because I don’t know how to fight like a girl. i wish i was a pirate. i'm addicted to video games. my ds is named vicious and he's pretty. i love me some baseball. BOSOX ALL THE WAY!! i have two cats. (boo and pk) boo is a diva and pk sees ghosts. i'm currently an officer of the retarded camel toes. if you see me out and about...approach with caution. when i get intoxicated there is a fine line between me wanting to make out with everyoe and chasing british guys and cars down the street.i loves me some baby pandas!Create or get your
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My Interests

raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, brown paper packages tied with a string, these are a few of my favorite things: mr. winkle, sam elliot, having sam elliot’s baby, getting drunk, making out with people, then walking away, baseball, red sox, people watching, photography, pirates, modeling, beating bitches down, choking a bitch, killing bitches, lighting bitches on fire and then lighting my cigarette off of them, comic books, action figure or collectibles, x-men, storm, video games, drinking with good friends, fetish, s&m, traveling, dancing, music, books, musicals, tattoos, guys with tattoos, girls with tattoos, animals with tattoos, starting fights, beer, wine, gin and tonics, rum and ginger, eating, sushi, beef jerkey, cooking, animals, dressing up, dressing down, not dressing at all, shma shma shma….bored now. NEE!!

I'd like to meet:

i would love to meet mr. winkle, the cutest dog in the universe! But who wouldn't? LOOK AT MR. WINKLE DAMNIT! i'm going to have sam elliots baby. he's in love with me...he just doesn't know it yet.

Music:

it's so random: ani difranco, aphex twin, beck, ben folds five, berlin, billy idol, bitch and animal, bjork, blondie, bob dylan, cake, cat stevens, creedence clearwater revival, dar williams, dave matthews band, david bowie, death cab for cutie, depeche mode, elton john, eric calpton, fiona apple, fleetwood mac, flogging molly, garbage, goldfrapp, guster, heart, h.i.m., hole, hot hot heat, interpol, iron and wine, jack johnson, janis joplin, johnny cash, kittie, kmfdm, letters to cleo, madonna, marilyn manson, mazzy star, modest mouse, norah jones, nick cave, nine inch nails, pat benatar, pixies, pj harvey, placebo, portishead, queen, radionhead, red hot chilli peppers, rob zombie, sarah mclaughlan, sublime, tenacious d, the brunettes, the bloodhound gang, the cure, the doors, the dresden dolls, the cardigans, the clash, the flaming lips, the killers, the misfits, the postal service, the ramones, tom waits, tori amos, van Morrison, violent Femmes, weezer, and a whole lots more. however, i’m tired of typing.

Movies:

just to name a few: the big lebowski, pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, chasing amy, dogma, may, quills, gia, bound, better than chocolate, fargo, city of the lost children, delicatessen, dusk till dawn, sin city
"Why!?!...STOP..STOP!!" - ..3 Kenai

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Television:

anything on adult swim, heroes, the offic, the soup, i love the discovery, history, food, and animal channels, i also have a sickness called: reality t.v.
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Books:

these just happen to be in my living room: naked lunch, beyond good and evil, no thrill no kill, Johnny the homicidal manic, lenore, healter skelter, party monster, jitterbug perfume, the anatomy of human destructivness, dead man walking, the buddhism of tibet, the vagina monologues, jung to live by

Heroes:

my papa

My Blog

your itch was the hardest to scratch

well it's been awhile so here's my update:1. i've been uber busy. my two jobs have tagged teamed me into exhaustion. (i can't really complain about the money though)2. I..i'm going to be gone for a l...
Posted by The Unignorable Crasian and her Donut of DOOM on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:48:00 PST

i would just perfer if she didn't empty her syringes into your arm

my last blog was too vague for my tastei received a phone call on thursdayone of my roommates from arizona diedthis shouldn't be a shock considering their lifestylebut with the number rising each year...
Posted by The Unignorable Crasian and her Donut of DOOM on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:12:00 PST

i can't have my cake and eat it too

let me nibble on your ear for a momenti had a dream last night that goes as the following:i was at a cake competitionlike the ones they have on food network but times tenthere were cakes of sizes shap...
Posted by The Unignorable Crasian and her Donut of DOOM on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:05:00 PST

WHY MUST YOU TAUNT ME SO?!?!

you will be mine some dayoh yes you will ...
Posted by The Unignorable Crasian and her Donut of DOOM on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:05:00 PST

i know it's a day late....

THANK YOUS FOR MAKING MY BIRTHDAY ROCK!!!and for giving me a monster hangoverthe presents...AWESOME!!really the whole night went off without any dramaEXCEPTi traded the bristish guy for a mexicanbut i...
Posted by The Unignorable Crasian and her Donut of DOOM on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:43:00 PST

how selfish can you be?!?!

so i went to a fucking awesome movie last night stranger than ficton after it was over i went to the bathroom and picked the stall inbetween dumb bitch #1 and dumb bitch #2 side note: the previews bef...
Posted by The Unignorable Crasian and her Donut of DOOM on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

let's recap shall we?

friday: big slabs of ice tried to fall on my headstabbed myself with a needlestabbed myself in the foot with my own shoesfell onto big slab of ice that cut open my legfell trying to get out of my cars...
Posted by The Unignorable Crasian and her Donut of DOOM on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:50:00 PST

don't make me bust a cap in your face

so i was with sarah and kattie in grandview todaywe went to a gas stationthey went to the bathroomwhile i was knitting in the backseatall of a sudden this guy gets in and trys to hotwire iti yell at h...
Posted by The Unignorable Crasian and her Donut of DOOM on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:13:00 PST

how well do you know me?

i was bored so...take my quiz bitches!!i kinda messed it up so i'll have to post the rankings at a later dateenjoy...
Posted by The Unignorable Crasian and her Donut of DOOM on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 07:17:00 PST

don't bleed on me

i got super drunk last nightneedless to say i don't remember it alli do remember:giving trent a bloody nosetaking about 5 or 6 shots (thank you tiny)and running into a lot of people that i know (half ...
Posted by The Unignorable Crasian and her Donut of DOOM on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:17:00 PST