I'd like to meet:
-- Erik, Leti, Liwen and the rest of Cluster and The Ghost Files.
-- Sara
-- Sophie, because she's also awesome. =]
-- Eric Whitacre
-- Rob
-- Lane again... I miss her.
-- Both of my grandfathers again
-- Kyle Bergeron again. I miss him so.
Along with anyone else that just likes being themselves, and people that love others for who they are, not for what they have.
Hopefully, that applies to you.
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Awesome quotes from awesome people -
Myabe... =]
*on the phone*
Me: Hello?
Ryan: Hello?
Me: Hello?
Ryan: Hello?
Me: Hello?
Ryan: It's my damn house, you talk first!
I don't think there's anything funnier than people falling off segways.
"I'm part of the DNA - the National Dyslexic Association."
- Matt
Jonathan: Alright, watch my face as I down this.... *takes a swig, convulses, twitches, shakes like crazy*
Me: The bathroom's right over there, please don't puke on me.
Jonathan: No, I'm not gonna PUKE! *convulses again just as he says the word in all caps*
"Just a little bit of alcohol keeps me safistied. .... oh God. Did I just type what I think I just typed?"
- Me
"That guy is creepy, he looks like the snuggle bear."
- Dani A
"That building looks like a bucket of fries!"
- Matt
"IIIIIII am the SUNLIGHT!"
- Marissa
Marissa: Kim and Dr. Klaus...
Me: Marissa, that's going to make me throw up.
Marissa: You like it!
Me: NO!
"KI HO TE!"
- someone whose name shall remain anonymous
Me: Man, I hate people that put in so much unnecessary vibrato when they sing.
Jonathan: Yeah, it's like this. *does the wave with one arm*
Me: HAHAHA, I'm gonna walk into Ensemble class and be like "Hey Dani! Guess who I am! *starts singing and does wave with one hand* 'SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP...............'"
Jonathan: Yeah, it's like vibrato should be like this... *does wave with both hands, subtly* Not like the frickin' Perfect Storm!
"They make me want to gnaw my ears off."
- Dani F
"CONGRATULATIONS! You did it!! ...Now do it again."
- Ryan
"Don't let his demeanor fool you, he is a ho! ..... I mean, a homo!"
- Dani A
"You have poor, poor judgment, Lauryn!"
- Dani A
"*hears insane laughter from the choir room office* They're planning the last details to their wedding!"
- Matt
"He's like a mix of a chihuahua and a pomeranean."
- Matt, NOT talking about a dog.
Me: Are you going to eat at Ryan's tonight?
Jonathan: If I feel like puking, yes.
Me: *sticks tongue out at Ryan after he does it to me* I wonder how you onomatopoeia that......... hmm. Pbbbbpb....l.
Ryan: L?
Me: Yes, L.
Dani F: They're just a bunch of fuckin'.... stupid kids!
Jonathan: Wow, that was a mediocre insult.
"Love is when you can fart in front of your significant other and they hug you for it."
- Dani F
"If I hear his voice again, I'm gonna pee on myself!"
- Dani A.
Jonathan: How do you onomatopoeia that?
Dani F: Fart.
Dani F: No, wait. pppfppfpfttzqxnzmatdsxzztz. ...shut up. I like z's.
"EVIL KIMBNERLYYY, PLAYING THE PAINO!"
- Bethany
"*sings to the tune of 'We Didn't Start the Fire'* Desmin started the fiiiiire!"
- Dani A.
"If theeeeeeeeeeeeee THUNDER
CLAP! *claps hand above head* Il fait pluie!"
- Marissa and Dani A.
"Kim, you look like an evil piano player."
- Bethany
"Percussion!! Where else have you ever seen 3 "f"s, other than on your report card?!"
- Rosy
Nika: This jacket isn't keeping me warm!
Burkett: It's a WINDBREAKER, not a damn parka!
Andrew: What's your reason for being late this time, Kim? Another flat tire?
Me: No, mexicans are the reason I was late this time.
Andrew: What?
Me: Mexicans were in my driveway and wouldn't move fast enough. Therefore, I was late.
Ricky: Wouldn't it be messed up to be your own grandma's uncle's great-granddaughter?
Me: Um, I don't think that's possible.
Ricky: Or, how about your own momma's daddy's aunt's nephew?
Me: That doesn't even make any sense!
Daniel: *in movie-trailer voice* "Sam Was A Man" who lived in a pineapple under the sea. He tried to go "Over the Rainbow", but he was killed by "Old King Cole" and his fiddlers three. So they laid him down with the devil and his angels too, and sang "Agnus Dei" at his funeral. "It Don't Mean a Thing."
Matt: The middle school choir is singing "Peter Piper"? What kind of song is that?
Me: I dunno, maybe it's a story, like "Sam Was a Man". *in song* Peter Piper was a maaaaan!
Matt: Peter Piper was a man who died of food poisoning.
Rex: *laughing hysterically* What kind of crack are you on? I want some.
Matt: Sorry, my crack is prescription only.
"Mr. Ken Klaus sounds like an auctioneer... if he would talk faster. 'Do I hear 50? How about 60? Going once, going twice!'"
- Matt
Desmin: *listening to his iPod* I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you, there was a crescendo.
Me: haha, wow, I wouldn't even say that.
Jonathan: Is this supposed to feel like I'm rubbing sandpaper across my face?
Me: Why are you putting that stuff on your face in my room?
Jonathan: So we can talk.
Me: ...... your hands and face have to be WET before you put that on.
Jonathan: ... oh.
"I know.... you HAVE to fall asleep to food. .... I mean, music."
- Jonathan
Jonathan: *on the plane* This is awesome, I just hope we don't have a suicidal pilot.
Ms. Grant: No, Johnny, no!!!
"Look, it's Lindsay Lohan!!"
- Matt, pointing to dinosaur bones.
Matt: What are you doing?!
Desmin: I'm sorry, the fork wasn't easy.
One word - tuba.
Matt: Hey, you look like Ghandi from the side!
Desmin: What?!?
"I smell pickles."
- Me
Matt: "Spaceship Earth"... "sponsored by Simpsons".
Me: Uh, that's "Siemens".
Matt: Ohh... I'm sorry, I'm dyslexic!
Jonathan: What, there's a LINE to ride the Transit Authority?
Me: There's gotta be something wrong.
Jonathan: *looks over the Carousel of Progress* Yeah, look, everyone's stopped!
Me: Whoa, cool. Well, maybe bad. They're just kinda hangin' out there.
20 minutes later....
Me: It's working! Let's get on. I hope it goes faster now, that would be cool. *People Mover turns a corner sharply* Whoa, damn! I got my wish. haha.
Jonathan: *sees me after riding Space Mountain* Damn, Kim, look at your hair! It's all blown back.
Me: Yeah, because I was sitting in the very back seat, and I was screaming at the top of my lungs when that drop you didn't tell me about happened! =[
"*reading a sign* Splash Mountain is dry... that's ironic."
- Me
"IT'S LIKE HURRICANE KATRINA!"
- Myles, on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
"This water stinks. It smells like old pet food."
- Myles, also on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
Myles: *after the drop in Pirates* OH MY GOD, IT GOT IN MY MOUTH!
Some random person: What does it taste like?
Myles: JUST LIKE IT SMELLS.
Me: Old pet food tasting? Nasty!!!
Matt: Wow, that machine is awesome! What are you going to get it to say?
Desmin: Probably "Go Tigers!"
Matt: If I had one of those, I'd get it to say "Wtf".
"And the train dies..... *train stops* Uhh...."
- Dani F
"Act like there's a meat hook hooked around your ribs and pulling your chest up - wait, that's horrible imagery, that's disgusting!"
- Dr. Childs
Mom: Jonathan, put that back.
Jonathan: I'm just checking to see how much alcohol this has! *reads* 5%. That's only as much as a Smirnoff!
Mom: Oh? How would you know?
Jonathan: I can read! You're actin' like I can't read.
Me: 'Cuz you'z illiterate!!
Alaina: I hate underwire bras...
Me: Me too, they're always like "I'm gonna make you miserable!!!! *poke poke poke*"
Me: She said she went to the hills today. I told her I wish I could go to hills! There are none here...
Erik: Good. I don't like hills. They aren't mountains.
Me: They just wish they were. haha. Wannabes!
"A banana says you laugh your ass off"
- Jonathan while trying to sing "Blinkar Bla"
Me: Remember when you wore my bra as a hat and tampons as fangs and turned on my webcam? That was the best thing I've ever seen.
Lane: Oh God, that was awesome.
Me: We should've named it or something, like "I am Femnibeast, hear me roar".
Lane: hah! So awesome. Not like Femmebot, but cooler!
Me: Oh yeah. Anything with "beast" in it is cool.
Alaina: You're surrounded by estrogen, Jonathan.
Jonathan: Yeah, I know... I don't mind, though!
Alaina: Well, half of the estrogen just left the room....
Jonathan: *starts singing "Mississippi Queen"*
Me: Damnit, Sibelius!! =<[br />
Erik: I know, Jean is an asshole.
Lane: Warg.
Me: Warg?
Lane: Wargggggg.
Me: What the hell is that?!
Lane: I'unno.
Me: ......uhhh...
Jonathan: Uncalled for!
Me: I can't say what I thought you just said because I'm laughing too hard, so I'll type it. *pulls up a random IM window and types in "I'm gonna fart" while Jonathan almost dies of laugter*
Jonathan: Are your feet ticklish?
Me: ............ get the hell away from me.
Jonathan: You can tell how a girl is by the way she walks.
Me: Oh yeah? What does my walk say about me?
Noah: That you're short.
Dad: Half of all Americans live very close to.... what?
Barbara: A McDonald's!!
Me: Green Burritos?
Ryan: Uh.... that says green button.
"You know. You love music only when it is good."
- Erik Bosio
"*in song*Kimbo the red-nosed choir singer, had a lot of taaaaaleeennttt... and if you ever heard her, you would say she's aaaawwwesoooooome... then one static-y Christmas Eve, Santa came to saaaaay... 'Kimbo, with your talent so great, won't you be my radio tonight?'"
- Noah
"My mom told me there's five levels of fat. There's big, there's husky, there's healthy, there's fluffy, and there's DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!"
- Gabriel Iglesias
"You can fix ugly, but stupid is forever."
- Jasper Fahrig III
"Perfect Pitch is a bitch."
- Jonathan
"So I wrote a haiku - here goes:
Haikus are quite fun
but sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator."
- Burkett
Mom: Ooh, Jonathan, you're such a little pill!!
Jonathan: Cool, what kind of pill am I? Tylenol?
Mom: No, you're Immodium.
"I think, therefore I'm single."
- Christina
Rosy: Okay, we're now about to do a drive by the Capitol.
Some random kid in the back of the bus: We can't do that!!
Rosy: Not THAT kind of drive-by.
Me: Whoa, Deja-vu!
Dani F: What?
Me: I thought we passed this sign already...
Dani F: Uhh, Kim, look in the mirror.
Me: *looks in the mirror and sees the same sign about 500 feet back* ohhh...... we did.
"Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory..."
- Percy Bysshe Shelley
"For those who have wings, fly to your dreams"
- Anonymous
"Wait for me - you never know when some psycho pervert will crawl out of his corner of hiding and gouge your eyeballs out with his retinas and eat you whole."
- Dani F
"How DARE you show me your cracker!"
- Me
"Je suis un couteau - I am a knife! And I cut you!"
- kT
"YOU CAN'T READ LIPS!!!!!!!"
- Dani F
Me: Did you know that TV censors beep in B?
Ashley: kimangelo, this is why i love you dearly.
"Shouldn't they call it 'Slims'?"
- Dani F
Two words - flying trees.
"The macarena crocodile just stole my corn starch!"
- Me, when I was 4.
Dani F: Okay, let's go to foodnetwork.com and search for a recipe they DON'T have. Something completely ingenious.
Me: Okay, how about turkey on a stick?
Dani F: That works.
"How long does it freaking take to get a box of Oreos, man?!?"
- Lane
"Let's take our bus trip to Paris!"
- Lane
"We're also taking segways to India, after the bus trip. :D"
- Lane
Lane: We can toboggan to Hong Kong.
Me: Sure!
Lane: We have to wave dildos at the villages as we pass, and then throw cupcakes at them.
Me: What about throwing belgian waffles instead?
Lane: Only to the ones with a lazy eye.
Me: What about the ones with one arm?
Lane: They get fish.
Me: Hamsters too?
Lane: Yes!
Me: This is so random.
Lane: It is.
"Then out of nowhere, Denzel Washington came out and took a crowbar to the shooter."
- Me, explaining a dream.
"OHMYGOD, THAT FIREHYDRANT JUST POPPED UP OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!"
- Me
"Where's Kansas?"
- Rob
"NO HABLO TACO!"
- Tory
"Some kid asked me what a vagina was, so I just told him that it was a can of peas."
- Jonathan C.
"GO BACK TO SEAWORLD!"
- Veronica
Rob's new name from me is Babana.
"Silly, whales can't play sports!"
- Veronica and Alaina
Me: I have James Galway playing "Flight of the Bumblebee" on my iPod, and it drives me nuts.
My Aunt Christine: Him playing that on his FLUTE? Wow, he must have really good lips.
Mom: Not really, it's the fingers.
Me: .................... wow.
"Did y'all HEAR what Momma said?!"
- my Aunt Christine
Andrew: im starving
Alaina: So are kids in South Africa.
Andrew: What's green and smells like pork?
Me: Green ham?
Alaina: Cafeteria food?
Andrew: Nope.
Andrew: Kermit's finger.
Me and Alaina: Ewwwww.
Erik: I want new chords.
Erik: Jazz chords with 7ths are getting annoying.
Me: I'll give you new chords.
Me: They might not be very pretty, though.
Noah says (11:03 PM):
i was gonna wear some AFBDU's but they r blue and dont have a camo pattern on it, so they wood say its not camo
Kim says (11:03 PM):
AFBDU?
Kim says (11:03 PM):
Angry Flies Bow Down to Underwear?
Noah says (11:04 PM):
omfg
"Romance = taking a shit. If you force it out, all you'll get is a hernia."
- Rob
This is one of Cluster's performances on X-Factor. They rock. =]
Quotes from J. Westerhaus -
"The French even make plays on words, so they call it 'Aristochat'. *hears laughter* No, it is NOT shat. *hears more laughter* This class HAS no class."
Evan: What does 'menage à trois' mean?
Mrs. West: ....... look it up. Why don't you look it up?
Evan: I heard it on the Food Channel.
Mrs. West: Oh, I doubt you've heard it on the Food Channel....... it's an orgy!
Random student: I'm going to a toga party!
Mrs. West: Yeah, that's what it is. It's a toga party.
Student: You're getting muscles, Mrs. West!
Mrs. West: That's right - watch out or I'll kick your you-know-what.
"Pull up them britches, boy, your arse is stickin' out."
Chase: Tu es effronté.
Mrs. West: Put that dictionary away!
Student: What does that mean?
Chase: It means "you're sassy".
Student: *answering a question on the homework* "L'employee du syndicat d'initiative a telephoné à quel hotel? ......... à pied."
Mrs. West: Uh, no.
"Don't hold his hand, Tobias."
"Rachel, don't make me go down there!"
"Yes, you can bring an oblong-shaped container. You like that word? I didn't make it up, you know, and it isn't french!"
"Don't stress, have a coke!"
Raven: Look at what I found, it's an advertisement for Nutella! hahaha! *holds up a Nutella advertisement that says "Enter to win a Kobe Bryant rapist bobble-head doll!"*
Mrs. West: You know, there really is no difference between rap-ist and rape-ist these days..... they're raping your ears with such horrible "music".
"'Tais-toi', mon pied!"
('Shut up', my foot.)
Chase: Je chante dans la salle de Mrs. West.
Mrs. West: Tais-toi!
Chase: What does that mean?
Mrs. West: It means "shut up".
Random students: *gasp* That's so mean!
Mrs. West: I've only been saying it to y'all for years.
"I should be really strict on y'all. *punches her hand*"
"Turn and face the wall! We don't want to see you. You've been bad."
"I'm going to call your mère!"
"I'ma
shoot you an e-mail!"
"I cannot physically DO myself. ..... I did not just say that."
"Abby, did you just say someone was gay?"
Chase: Mrs. West, did you ever have a puppy?
Mrs. West: Yes, it died.
Student: You did call on me.
Mrs. West: No I didn't.
Student: You did!
Mrs. West: I did not!
Student: You did!
Mrs. West: STOP IT!
"Oh, I SERIOUSLY doubt that people from Tahiti eat nacho cheese."
"No, people from Vietnam don't eat peanut brittle."
"I used to do that dance when I was 12 years old!"
Mrs. West: Oh, get a life. (talking to the computer screen)
Student: What?!
Mrs. West: I didn't say it to you.
"No, you cannot make green pea buscuits!"
"I'm SURE that the Vietnamese eat Jell-O."
"Sit down and quit your jivin'!"
"Turn the music off in your head!"
"You just sit there, and you just - you just!"
"NE CHANTEZ PAS!"
My nicknames...
- Blue Crab
- Chimberly
- Chimmie
- Girl
- Kammellotta
- Keeeeemathy
- Kimangelo (The Teenage Mutant Choir Singer)
- Kimathy (The Pink Ranger )
- Kimbo (The Flying Flute Player)
- KimCredible
- Kimja the Ninja
- Kimmina
- Kimmo
- Kimmozzaaaa
- Kimogen Heap
- KimPossible
- Kimpy
- Songbird
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Kimathy
- The Human Piano (or "Paino", from Bethany)
- You
