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BLACK WOMAN CAKE
I'm making a black woman cake cause I'm hungry as hell. And the sweet tooth I have only a sista can break the spell. Let me reach into my spice rack to see what I can get. To make a mix that will stick to my stomach you can bet. 2 cups of intelligence, 1 cup of sugar brown (Cause she's got to be sweet, mental, deep and sound) Cinnamon is always good to accent the taste. A few cups of culture, so she's down for her race. (You see I won't bite into anything that's not conscious of its own, that's why I stick to chocolate and leave angel food alone) I am adding butter cause she must be smooth. 2 raisins for the dimples will also be cool. I must add eggs so she can reproduce(Can't leave her hanging cause I like children too) I think I'll add a little salt, to balance her out. And a dominant profile, to show she has clout. For a responsible woman, I'll throw in some yeast. (So she'll swell with juices, when I'm ready to feast) I'll add 7 cups of courage and into the oven to bake. Turn it to 360 degrees, To balance out her mental state. Now that it's done brothas, I won't share her wealth, but I'm sharing the recipe as I'm consuming this black woman all by myself. Good Black Women are indeed all around us. We pass them on the streets, in the malls, in captivity behind the walls, and in the hall at work. Most we can't see because we don't know what a good woman really looks like. She usually isn't flashy enough or rich enough to turn our heads. She might not wear a fur coat or push a Lexus. She might not have a "body by Fisher" or a face for "Ebony." But as you mature, you realize it's better to find someone who's got your back than someone who turns your head. A Good Black Woman doesn't agree whole-heartedly with everything you say. She doesn't just tell you what you want to hear and do the opposite. She doesn't have to declare how sensitive, sweet, caring, sincere, yada, yada, yada, she is (she won't have to...because it shows). She has her own opinions, and you may clash, but she doesn't have to degrade you to prove she's right. She even admits at times to being wrong, especially if you are willing to do the same. A Good Black Woman is not going to meet every item on your checklist. She is human with frailties & faults mixed in with all of her wonderful, sensual attributes. She needs your love & respect. She needs to feel that you don't have to catch her doing something wrong so you can declare "Aha I knew all along" A Good Black Woman doesn't necessarily give you a huge Birthday or Valentine gift. She shows her love in the ways that are comfortable to her. Don't judge her by TV standards. No one is living that Fairy tale--for real.
Author: A Black Man
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As you can tell from my pics I love ME! My family is also important.Family is everything. I'm a cool laid back person who enjoys having fun and cracking jokes with my best friend Toyette. Love ya chica! I am currently striving to achieve my dream of being a CPA (certified public accountant). Look out for me in a couple of years because I promise you I will succeed!!! If you're a cool person who has some positive words of encouragement, then feel free to drop me a line. No time for negativity or dream snatchers!!!!
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Name: Natasha
Birthday: October 20
Birthplace: Greenville, NC
Current Location: Greenville, NC
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Descendent of beautiful black kings and queens.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Heels
Your Weakness: Dark-skinned Men
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Beef, and Green Peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Improve Myself Mentally & Physically
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: TTYL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Dang, already?
Your Best Physical Feature: My Smile
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Being a Teenager
Pepsi or Coke: Neither. Code Red Mountain Dew
McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: If it's with my cousins, definitely group. They're crazy!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: No
Do you Sing: Ask my family...NOOOO!!!
Do you Shower Daily: Of Course.
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunately yes.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, doing it again right now
Do you want to get Married: Yes, Yes, and Yes!
Do you belive in yourself: Yes. If I don't who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Are you serious?
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: That's an Understatement.
Do you like Thunderstorms: No
Do you play an Instrument: Not anymore. Used to play violin.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does Exedrin Migraine count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, that's sad isn't it?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, that's just greedy.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, raw fish? you draw your own conclusions.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Well, if it's from family it's not stealing right?
Ever been Drunk: Yes, 23rd B-Day only time.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, that was crazy. Young and stupid.
How do you want to Die: Peacefully in my sleep.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A successful CPA.
What country would you most like to Visit: Africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Anything Light
Favourite Hair Color: Anything Dark
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter as long as it's neat.
Height: Taller than me.
Weight: No Chunky Monkeys Please!
Best Clothing Style: We can work with it as long as you're cute.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: Lost Count
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Shouldn't regret anything.Just learn from it!
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