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Jason

Life is bullshit Miroki...

About Me

I lost the ability to take myself seriously the day I told someone my tattoo's name was Buddy. I'm a pretty funny guy. I say inappropriate things when I'm around the appropriate crowd. If you're a girl...I have had, will have, or currently do have a crush on you (Relatives and ugly women please disregard the previous statement). I think everything is the greatest thing ever and I'm pretty much the best at just about everything...kinda like Superman but, with Otis Redding as my Kryptonite. I need a wetnap, 38 minutes of silence and 4 cigarettes after some of his songs.[LOVEMYFLASH][/LOVEMYFLASH]

My Interests

Music, Movies, writing, blogging, being judgemental, knife fights, stealing candy from babies (cuz babies shouldn't be eating candy damnit!!), the gym, the gym, and more of the gym, cooking, randomly cursing at republicans and terrible drivers.

I'd like to meet:

A monkey who can mix protein shakes, wake me up at 7am and challenge me to random knife fights. A virgin over 30 years of age. Albus Dumbledore. My future self, just to see if I'm making any good decisions.

Music:

I like it all! Music is probably the most important thing to me that isn't someone I know. Everything from Sam Cooke to Muse. Otis Redding and Nas hold conversations with my soul. Kanye makes me want to dance. Amy Winehouse and Alice Smith give me butterflies.I don't know where I'd be without music...I certainly wouldn't be me.

Movies:

I can't even begin to start. I have a dvd collection well over 300 strong. I can say that if I could only watch one movie ever again I'd choose Good Will Hunting.

Television:

House, Heroes, How I met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Friday Night Lights, Greys Anatomy.

Books:

I worship Richard Dawkins, love me some Kevin Phillips, and aspire to be something like Al Franken.

Heroes:

MLK, JFK, Albus Dumbledore, John McClane (the Die Hard guy), and My Dad.

My Blog

How crazy am I...this crazy...

I was thinking about time and just started typing for about 20 minutes. So this is sort of an unfiltered conversation with myself...(I know right?)   So if you get to thinking that there really i...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 06:28:00 PST

Election

Well, if I didn't weigh in on this years election pretty soon I suppose I wouldn't be me...and since I am me I have no choice. Its the catch 22 of JCV. So allow me to throw some thoughts and ideas at ...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:17:00 PST

Writing vs. Speaking

My muse got me thinking, is writing better than talking or vice versa?  I'm gonna get all egocentric on you and say that I'm pretty good at both. The talking comes from my dad. The cliched salesm...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 05:52:00 PST

Bitch slap a creationist day!!

Wow...Intelligent Design still isn't dead?! A bill has just passed through the Louisiana House Education Committee (and will now be voted on by the Full House, not to be confused with delightfully wit...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 28 May 2008 02:44:00 PST

3rd Anual Birthday Blog

27....Whoa...gettin’ a lil too close to the 3-0. So close in fact that I thought about denying this birthday altogether...but...what the hell? Might as well make the best of it. Which is exactly...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:24:00 PST

System Shock

Whenever someone close to you dies it seems to have this effect on your outlook on life. As selfish as it sounds, you feel your own mortality wash over you and you begin to wonder where your own life ...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:58:00 PST

I don’t love you...

               I don't Love you I love         The complexity       &nb...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:16:00 PST

Basketball

March 23rd 2006. 4.7 seconds left. Down 2. The best free throw shooter the other team has is on the line. The game is over. We hung in there though. This team is great and we fought it out. Richardson...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:46:00 PST

It’s the...

I was going through some files and found this beginning to a song. It's the first verse and bridge to something that was eventually going to become a sort of abstract about the beginning, middle and e...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:27:00 PST

Epitaph?

A wastelandOozing apathy from everySinglePoreHeadlines litter street cornersArticles abandonedBy the gimme more massesIntrigued by so littleStarving for the next retinal fixThe truth now rests in infl...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:06:00 PST