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About Me

I live in Manhattan with my lovely girlfriend Dianna. I have a big face, perpetually dialated pupils, and can wiggle my ears. I am a sucker for good music, the warm rain of the east coast (but not the humidity that follows), and I'm full of bad puns. I wear flip-flops to work whenever possible, and I love my sister. I'm obsessed with the USSR, and I think the Black Rhinocerous will be extinct in less than 10 years. I am a really big dork, I love comic books and video games, and comic book video games. Yes, I wish I was Dr. Doom, and I am an undefeated Ninja Grandmaster. I've never been to a less exciting airport than Newark Int'l, and I'm supposed to wear glasses, but I don't. Golden Retriever puppies are the cutest things on earth and should probably all be blown into space to maintain the balance. My anole got eaten by its own food when I was 11, and I don't smoke cigarettes. That's me.
You scored as Peepi The Hamster. You are in a gilded cage with lots of tiny hands always reaching in and wanting to hold you. You have a lot of potential, if you could only break free of "the man"... or ... the children... as the case may be.Rawr!

Gaz

80%

Gir

80%

Peepi The Hamster

80%

Tallest

70%

Tak

65%

Keef

60%

Zim

55%

Ms. Bitters

50%

Piggy or Moose

50%

Dib

50%

Prof. Membrane

40%

Invader Skooge

35%
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My Interests

Acting, video games, a fine beer, music that rocks, music that rolls, a great combination of the two former music styles, watching movies, another fine beer, making faces at babies on the train, anime, chinese food, slangin on the corner with my homies, and one more fine beer. Oh, and turtles.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who wants to give me tons of money to produce my show.Guitar Hero 2 Tounament - Part 1

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Music:

Spoon, The Arcade Fire, Wolf Parade, Led Zepplin, The Snihs, The Features, The Decemberists, The Beatles, Hot Hot Heat, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Interpol, Floater, Bob Dylan, Jack Johnson, System of a Down, Alice in Chains, Franz Ferdinand, Jane's Addiction, Beck, Death Cab For Cutie, Pantera, Neutral Milk Hotel, Muse, Pavement, Wilco, Clinic, Radiohead, Dinosaur Jr., Portishead, The White Stripes, Run DMC, Bad Religion, Jolie Holland, The Doors, Dead Kennedys, Mos Def, Queen, Primus, Incubus, Hot Hot Heat, Rage Against the Machine, Postal Service, Modest Mouse, Bloc Party, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Granddaddy, Leonard Cohen, Skinny Puppy, Oingo Boingo, old Billy Joel, Elvis Costello, and of course, The Rolling Stones.

Movies:

Flash! .... Ah Ahhh.. King of the Impossible!

Television:

I watch Lost. DO YOU?

Books:

Just read A Dirty Job, by Christopher Moore. He's a clever and funny dude. If you've never read anything by him, you're missing out.

Heroes:

Bird of Paradise

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My Blog

Dr. Slaw: Genesis (Part V) 3 of 3 [The End of the Beginning]

"Shoot this motherfucker!!"In a rage, all of the gunmen opened fire at once upon the new intruder. The killer. Tullson waited to see what would happen before he committed himself to opening fire and j...
Posted by KGBninja on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:39:00 PST

Dr. Slaw: Genesis (Part V) 2

When something crazy goes down, as it were, oftentimes people will say that "the shit hit the fan." To say that, in reference to the following events, would be a gross understatement. Unless, of cours...
Posted by KGBninja on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:52:00 PST

Dr. Slaw: Genesis (Part V) [The beginning of the end of the beginning]

Officer Tullson dove behind a steel drum for cover. His partner was behind a small pile of wooden crates, breathing heavily, sweat beading on his brow. There was panic in his eyes. Not the collectedne...
Posted by KGBninja on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:05:00 PST

Dr. Slaw: Genesis (Part IV)

The feeling was overwhelming. The burn of the slaw in his chest was painful, but not unpleasantly so. It felt good, and a surge of power shot through his body. It was slow at first, maybe 15 se...
Posted by KGBninja on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:12:00 PST

Dr. Slaw: Genesis (Part III)

The sirens were barely audible over the terrified screaming filling the building. But, as they drew nearer, it became quite evident that Ben needed to get out of there. He may be in an insane frenzy, ...
Posted by KGBninja on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:35:00 PST

Dr. Slaw: Genesis (Part II)

When he came to, Ben was leaned up against a cyclone fence in a neighborhoodhe didn't recognize. He was groggy and his head throbbed, like you feel after a hard night of drinking the wrong kind...
Posted by KGBninja on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:27:00 PST

Dr. Slaw: Genesis

It was an average evening temperature-wise. Warm enough to wear a T-shirt, but still cool enough to warrant long pants. Benjamin Cole wasn't wearing a T-shirt though. He was wearing...
Posted by KGBninja on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:44:00 PST

The Great Phone Caper

For those of you who have expressed your condolences for the loss of my phone: I appreciate your concern for my cellular well-being, and rest assured, that I have done everything in my power to call m...
Posted by KGBninja on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:08:00 PST