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* KICK it EZ NIGHTS *
Is There Anyone You Know Shopp'n at THA QIK?

CNVRSKDAJW = CONVERSE KID AJ WOODSON
"ADULTS ONLY"
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WHO SAID ASIANS CAN'T DANCE?!?!?!
Badass poppin
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WELCOME TO THE MIND OF:
AJ WOODSON
(proceed with caution )
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"TRUE STORY"
LAST WEEK MY PSYCHIATRIST SUGGESTED THAT I STOP THINKING WITH MY DICK ...AFTERWARDS MY DICK SAID... "CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT BITCH??"
DEJA VU LONG BEACH WAS HAVING THEIR CHARITY CARWASH ...AND I TOLD THEM FOR $20 THEY COULD WASH MY TRUCK OR FOR $100 THEY COULD WASH MY NUTS ... THEY TOLD ME TO LEAVE :-(
" I LOVE CAMEL TOES " (NOT KIDD'N)
DAMMITT...HOW COME I HAVEN'T CREATED MY OWN ZWINKY YET???
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LET'S KEEP IT REAL:
IF THOSE DUMB ASS RUMORS ABOUT CIARA BEING A HERMAPHRODITE WERE TRUE...
( AS SUPADUPA FINE AS SHE IS )
...I'D SUCK HER CLIT AND HER "BABY" DICK TOO!!!
IMPORTANT REMINDER:
PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY... I NEVER DO !
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HEAVEN
(Across from the WILLARD ICE BUILDING)
HEAVEN 'S GOT A SPECIAL!!!
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BABY- "@ to tha j"
6'5"/220lbs. (MUSIC/SPORTS and POLITICS NUT) STRAIGHT OUTTA ILLANOYZ...HEADED TO LAS VEGAS , NEVADA IN (SOMETIME B4 I'M DEAD), MAYBE!
(LORD PLEASE ALLOW ME TO LIVE IN SIN CITY B4 I DIE!)... now if that aint a contradiction
(2009) MASRINA and MARLINA
AS FAR AS LIVING IN SPRINGFIELD, ILLINOIS GOES...I'M EITHER AT WORK, HOME OR THE BOWLING ALLEY...
(MOST PEOPLE BORN AND RAISED HERE):
STILL GO OUT TO THE CLUBS EVERY WEEKEND, STILL GO TO CHURCH (ONLY TO JUDGE HOW EVERYONE ELSE IS LIVING) AND STILL GET EXCITED "EVERY" AUGUST WHEN THE "ILLINOIS STATE FAIR" BLOW'S INTO TOWN!
...BUT ME...I'VE SEEN IT, I'VE DONE IT, I'VE RUN IT AND EVEN BEEN "RUN" OVER BY IT, SO ALLOW ME TO GET OUT OF "SPRINGFIELD'S" WAY AND "CHILL" UNTIL MY "VEGAS" DAY!
...UNTIL THEN I'M A "W.C.B." (WORKING CLASS BUM)...BUT ELSEWHERE I'M AN ASPIRING WRITER, EDITOR & COMMENTATOR ( COMING SOON ...HBO"s "WOMEN OF SPEEDWAY" ...WHICH IS "NOT" ABOUT THE ACTUAL WOMEN, IT'S ABOUT ME AND MY CRAZY LIFE AT THAT TIME!)
THE ALL-TIME ESPN " VOICE OF THE FAN " KING
OVER 1 MILLION SERVED... ( 9 ALL-TIME GREATS/ 3 OF THEM ME )
I AM AN ABSOLUTE NOBODY IN SPRINGFIELD (AND I'M OK WITH THAT) , BUT ONCE I ESCAPE... LOOKOUT !!!
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2009's BIGGEST WINNER !!!
( so far )
KFC
LEAVE IT TO " KFC " TO STRIKE BACK AT " POPEYES " WITH A MARKETING WET DREAM...WHOMEVER OR WHATEVER KFC TEAM OR EXEC. (OR GROUP) CAME UP WITH THE GRILLED IDEA, THE COUPONS ( PLUS THE OPRAH BONANZA ) AND THE MARKETING SCHEME IS GONNA GET A HEFTY RAISE...IT'S ON CNN, FOX, MSNBC, ETC.!!!
NEWS REPORTS ( EXAGGERATED OR TRUE ) OF NEAR RIOTS, ANGRY PATRONS, AND DEMAND OVER-RUNNING SUPPLY HAVE CREATED A MINI-HYSTERIA...AND HYSTERIA EQUALS $$$$$$$
COLONEL SANDERS IS BEAT-BOXING TO " U CAN HATE ME NOW " IN HIS GRAVE AS I TYPE THIS...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:





BESIDES "DR. J", "ALI", "SHAQ" AND "TIGER", and I doubt they're on MYSPACE)
...ANYONE WHO'S CRAZY ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT YOU NEVER GIVE UP THE FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU TRULY WANT OUT OF LIFE!

THEN 2006

NOW 2008

OOPS...I'VE GAINED WEIGHT!!!

...OOOH, I'D LIKE TO MEET "MR. WIZARD" TOO! (ya know..."frizzle, frazzle, frizzle, frome ...time for this one to come home)

MR. WIZARD WILL BRING MY BELOVED CUBS A TITLE (2008)

UPDATE: OCTOBER 4, 2008
(I CALLED MR. WIZARD TO ASK HIM WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BELOVED CUBS...AND I GOT A RECORDING "THIS NUMBER IS NOT IN SERVICE" ...WHICH PROVES THAT NOT EVEN MR. WIZARD CAN HELP THE CUBS OR GET ME TO LAS VEGAS !!!)

REMEMBER: IF IT CAN GO WRONG...IT WILL GO WRONG ( SO WHY NOT LAUGH ABOUT IT )!

I DID!!!

My Blog

Why I got FIRED!!!

http://illinoistimes.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid:2032
Posted by on Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:02:00 GMT

I am a MICHAEL JACKSON hypocrite!!!

Aj Woodson (MYSPACE: Reply to Junior Ray 6/27/2009)My thing is this: Everyone said he was like a 15 year-old child (and he was strange/who wouldn't be if they've been gigging, famous and sheltered sin...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jun 2009 13:40:00 GMT

ULTIMATE GOOD GIRL!!!

BEFORE SHE FORMED THE SUPER-SUCCESSFUL TRIO TLC...BEFORE SHE MARRIED L.A. REID...SHE WAS "THA BOSS" OF THE MID 80's...PEBBLES...AND THIS EXTENDED-REMIX (I THINK SUMMER OF 85 or 86) WAS MORE ADDICTIVE ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 10:38:00 GMT

GOOD GIRLS?!?!?!.

This "should have been" a #1 smash for the sexy 90's Pop/R&B trio "The Good Girls"...but it wasn't even a hit?!?!?!Maybe it was bad timing...maybe Pop tastes had swung in another direction...I DO...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 09:27:00 GMT

THANK YOU

Loading...Hello,  ajWOODsonÄ!     Page Themes (18) My URL: myspace.com/cnvrskdajw [Edit Profile] Monday, April 27, 2009 7:31 AMProfile Views: 10,000 Last Login: 04/27/09Photos: Edit | Upload Videos: E...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 05:49:00 GMT

CUBS vs. CARDINALS

I AM A DIEHARD FOR LIFE CUBS FAN!I am not, nor will I ever be a CUBS cheerleader! Fans hate (but are willing to accept reality)...Cheerleaders always find someone to blame, make excuses and believe, j...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:56:00 GMT

FACEBOOK vs. MYSPACE!

..MSN asked for MY Opinion... ...so I gave it!SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES(..FACEBOOK/..MYSPACE/..TWITTER/BLOGS/CLASSMATES...com/ etc.)1)FACEBOOK (108 million users)2)MYSPACE (73 million users)Mark this dow...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 05:18:00 GMT

I AM GONNA KILL YOU!

NOTE: THIS IS BASED ON A POLICE AFFIDAVIT...  (COURTESY OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS)Local FOX-11 news in Los Angeles, citing a search warrant affidavit filed by police detectives, reported that the couple...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:08:00 GMT

PREDICTION: GATORS vs SOONERS

FLORIDA GATORS - 28  /  OKLAHOMA SOONERS - 17(MVP: Tim Tebow)From the same head who predicted the GIANTS (by 3) over the PATRIOTS in last year's SUPERBOWL!  (I also correctly picked the MVP in that on...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:16:00 GMT

HOT "ROD"

.. --> Story --> Pressure on Illinois governor intensifies Dec 11, 08:30 PM ESTBy DEANNA BELLANDI and CHRISTOPHER WILLS - Associated Press Writers CHICAGO (AP) -- Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich kissed...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:37:00 GMT