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**Michelle**

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About Me



OK.... im the crazy person everyone sees in the pub with the mad, loud laugh drinking cheeky v's! cos they are the shit!! LOL. I have the bestest friends anyone could ask for! They know who they are. My bestest friend is Roxanne and has been for 23 years! She brings out the best things in me that other people dont look hard enough to find! She has been there through the tears and through the laughter, she's my ride or die chick!! We've had some fucking outrageous times!! Together we are a pair of silly c**ts!! LOL... which normally ends in me getting injured on a night out!! but thats what makes memories!! Im stubborn (apparently) but to me thats a good thing! ha.... stand your ground, take no shit!! I well believe in the saying "what dont kill you makes you stronger"I know how to whisper and i know how to cry, I know how to find the answers and i know how to lie, I know how to fake it and i know how to scheme, I know when to face the truth and i know when to dream, When the world attacks me i know just what to do, I know when to pull someone close and i know when to let them loose.Lifes lessons have taught me all this already and still there is so much to learn!! Im a friendly person so dont be shy!! Message me! I dont bite!! ;-)


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Basics:
Name: Michelle
Date of Birth: 6th May
Birthplace: Somewhere in the country
Current Location: South East London.... woop woop
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark brown / black
Height: 5'6 roughly
Heritage: ROYAL......... obviously
Piercings: tongue, nose, ears
Tattoos: 8.... they are addictive!!
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Loads.... but i love Bryan Adams
Song: Loads but 'star' by Bryan Adams brings back BIG memories
Movie: 'Without a paddle' makes me laugh everytime
Disney Movie: The lion king
TV show: Gimme Gimme Gimme
Color: Pink or black
Food: Tuna pasta
Pizza topping: urrghh..... dont like pizza
Ice-Cream Flavor: Raspberry Ripple... hahaahaaaa
Drink (alcoholic): Cheeky V's babbbyyyyy!!!
Soda: coca cola
Store: 'WHAT' is the shiznit of a store!! lmao!!
Clothing Brand: Not bothered
Shoe Brand: I bust the nike and adidas as if it were Prada bitch!!!
Season: Winter
Month: December
Holiday/Festival: Crimbo of course!!
Flower: Red roses
Make-Up Item: Barry M dazzle dust!!!
Board game: Monopoly....lol
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!!
Love or money: Hard one.... lol...if i had to choose....love
Phone or in person: Depends who it is,,,,lol
Looks or personality: personality, but a great smile helps
Coffee or tea: Tea..... Earl grey obviously
Hot or cold: cold
Your:
Goal for this year: To have one good thing happen to me!!!!!!!!
Most missed memory: My nana
Best physical feature: People say my smile but id say my eyes
First thought waking up: Need more sleep!!!!!!
Hypothetical personality disorder: Talk wayyyy toooooooo much!!
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Wouldnt have any
Sesame street alter ego: Grouch.... ha ha ha ha ha
Fairytale alter ego: Cinder fuckin rella
Most stupid remark: If aliens are looking for intelligent life.....why the f*** are you scared??
Worst crime: I cant comment for legal reasons!
Greatest ambition: To do the iditarod babyyyyy!!!
Greatest fear: Drowning
Darkest secret: Like im gonna tell everyone!! its a SECRET!!!
Favorite subject: History
Strangest received gift: A garden gnome dressed as a guardsman that wolf whistles when you walk past it given to me from my favourite queens guard!!
Worst habit: I say totally the wrong thing at totally the wrong time!!!
Do You:
Smoke: Yes, giving up is easy ive done it loads of times!! LOL
Drink: OH YESSSSSSS!
Curse: Like f**k do i
Shower daily: Of course
Like thunderstorms: Yeah, they dont bother me
Dance in the rain: What kind of weirdo does that?? OK maybe when im drunk!!
Sing: Yeah but not very well
Play an instrument: I can play Guitar
Get along with your parents: Of course, they are my world
Wish on stars: Yes....when i see shooting stars
Believe in fate: Yes
Believe in love at first sight: errrrmmm...... dunno about love at first sight, but i think you can tell when someone is going to be a bit special
Can You:
Drive: Yes
Sew: Not well, but hey at least ive tried!! thats what counts
Cook: Yes
Speak another language: I can speak little bits of different languages
Dance: Depends how drunk i am.....lol
Sing: Noooo but i do anyway
Touch your nose with your tongue: Nope
Whistle: Yep
Curl your tongue: Yesssss how talented am i and with a tongue bar!!!!!
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: ha ha ha ha..... im drunk at the moment!!
Been Stoned/High: NOPE, drugs are bad, so if you take them you need to speak to frank!!!
Eaten Sushi: Yes once
Been in Love: ha ha ha ha.....lets not go there with that one
Skipped school: Never needed to
Made prank calls: Yes....me and Rox have done some right crackers, but most people know its me by my laugh!!
Sent someone a love letter: No
Stolen something: No
Cried yourself to sleep: Yes
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? If they are judgemental or selfish
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? Whenever im tired
Name three things you can't live without: My family, My friends and my mobile
What is the color of your room? White
Do you have any siblings? One older brother
Do you have any pets? A dog, fish, and a rabbit
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? I would kill 2 certain people for free.... ha ha ha ha ha
What is you middle name? I aint got one
What are you nicknames? Lucky to my friends, Mitch or Sparkie at work.
Are you for or against gay marriage? Dont bother me, whatever makes someone happy
What are your thoughts on abortion? No comment
Do you have a crush on anyone? ooooohh that would be telling....lol
Are you afraid of the dark? No
How do you want to die? Peacefully
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Never tried to eat more than 2...lol
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? of course, if you wont.....it aint love!!
What is the last law you’ve broken? Smoking in a bus shelter.... ha ha
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Dont matter
Eye color: Dont matter
Height Not shorter than me
Weight Dont matter
Most important physical feature: Eyes and smile
Biggest turn-off someone who is a self obsessed w*****r or a cheat!!
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