Bov

I look like a pair of Beef Curtains!...... only joking im brown.... im well good, im going to write you a poem about me;My name is Aless Bovis and i like to eat, Ive got lyrical talent and smelly feet, Everywhere I go people stop and stare, At my massive fingers covered in curly brown hair, People enjoy having a laugh at their expense But I don't care because my hair is immense! If I could have one wish id fly to the sky, To a big lighted castle filled right up with pie. I have a brother named josh whose a bit of a tard, i dont do any excercise i'm turning to lard. I like to act crazazy and dance on my own, Ive got aunties called Fiona and Jane and Joan! I hope I have opened a small hole into the life me and you will go away and think of me as you pee! Get me!I like however; being in bed when its raining, fooood, duvet days, Christmas day when we are all around the tree opening presies, singing at the top of my voice, getting lost in a lush song, thinking for hours on end, surprisingly surprisingly good sex, dancing all night till my feel hurt, expecting a night to be shit and then it turns into the best night ever, Christmas songs, summer days by the river with my friends, photographs, the beach, all my lush lovely friends, holidays, smoking a buddah with Sam, Toby and Joe, holloyoaks, being told secrets, going to bed feeling 100% happy, waking up feeling 102% happy, smiling at people who you dont know, helping my friends out, taking the piss, going to parties where you know everyone, concerts at the bowl in the summer, experiencing an new city, looking into my future and feeling exciting, throwing out the old and embracing the new, being able to be with someone you can just have a laugh with, making new friends, giving homeless people my money, I love a really good argument, people i don't know and I love making up afterwards. I love being around people I live being on my own, I looove choosing what I want for lunch at breakfast.......... however I hate stubbing my toe, girls that cry about nothing, bananas, hurting myself, feeling sad, letting people down, being let down and being told secrets, I don't like crying or music that makes me cry, sloppy kisses or wind (the weather kind), treading on an up turned plug or hair clip and being sick, I am pretty trusting at times which is sometimes bad, I hate people who are two faced and think they are always right even though im always right ; ), I hate not being around my friends, phone bills, having no money, brain freeze, dirty fingernails, long finger nails on men, boogers, revision, twatheads on power trips, smelly people ( I dont hate them I just think its gross), I hate waking up in the morning all warm and toasty and having to get up.......