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Title: A Virgin's Worst Nightmare 12.09.2006 05:18 pm Title: A VIRGINS WORST NIGHTMARE A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday nightand have dinner with her parents. Since this is such abig event, the girl announces to her boyfriend thatafter dinner, she would like to go out and make lovefor the first time.* * * * * * * * *Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sexbefore, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to getsome condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time andthe pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms andsex.* * * * * * * * *At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how manycondoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or familypack. The boy insists on the family pack because hethinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.* * * * * * * * *That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parentshouse and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'mso excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"* * * * * * * * *The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner tablewhere the girl's parents are seated. The boy quicklyoffers to say grace and bows his head.* * * * * * * * *A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,with his head down.* * * * * * * * *10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.* * * * * * * * *Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, thegirlfriend leans over and whispers to theboyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."* * * * * * * *The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea yourfather was a pharmacist."* * * * * * * * *If you DON'T re-post this in 1 minute you willhave bad sex for life!!!&while i'm at it.Because u opened this, u will get kissed on friday bythe person u luv!! & 2morrow will be da best day of ur life, soDO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!!!! IF U BREAK IT, U WILL HAVERELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!!!!!!Repost this as A Virgins Worst Nightmare....
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THIS IS A VIDEO OF ME FROM LAST SPRING BREAK,WHEN SOME GUY WAS FOLLOWING ME WIT A CAMERA..*HE COULD BE SHORT OR TALL(BUT NOT TO SHORT) *I`M NOT PICKY SO DOESN`T MATTER THE SIZE *DOESN`T MATTER SKIN COLOR(I LOVE ALL FLAVORS) *GOTZ TO HAVE A BIG DIKK(I NEED TO BE PLEASURE) *GOTZ TO BE A FREAK(THAT GOES 4 LICK THAT KITTY KAT,LOL) *GOTZ TO KNOW HOW TO HOLD A CONVERSATION WITH ME( I DON`T WANNA BE BORED) *I LIKE SOMEONE WITH A CUTE SMILE(OR WITH A SEXY LIL EVIL SMILE,LOL) *I LOVE A SIX PACK(BUT IF U SMALL I CAN WORK WITH YOU) *DRESS NICE(NOT LOOKIN LIKE A JUNKY) *SMELL GOOD(NOT NO FUNKY DICK) *FUNNY(IF NOT WE`LL WORK ON IT)

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Basics...


Full Name: Shelique
Age: 20
Birthdate: 9/28/86
Birthplace: new olreans
Current Location: atlanta
Relationship Status: single
Heritage: black
Religion: christian
Grade: freshman in college
GPA: 2.0
Employment: women's prison
Tatoos: 1
Piercings: 1
Shoe Size: 7
Height: 5'7

Favorites...


Food: hot wings
Color: pink
Holiday: christmas
Season: summer
Pop: coka-cola
Movie: mailbu most wanted
Song: So emotional
TV Show: law and oder:special victim unit
Brand: gucci
Ice Cream:. vanilla
Restaurant: ryan's
Smell: white diamond
Place: home
Sports Teams: denver nuggets
Hangout Spot: friends house
Store: footlocker
Singer: pretty willie
Music Genre: r&b
Actor: bard pitt
Actress: kristen dunce

Dislikes...


Food: liver
Music: country music
Movie: date movie
Smell: dookie
Singer: nas
Famous Person: meagon good
TV Show: sade
Season: winter
Color: yellow

This or That...


Family Guy/South Park: family guy
Cartman/Kenny: cartman
Peter/Stewie: stewie
Pepsi/Coke: coke
Sprite/7-Up: sprite
Mountain Dew/Red Bull: red bull
School/Church: church
Love/Money: love
Homework/Test: test
Movie at Home/Movie in Theater: movie in the theater
Comedy/Romance/Horror: comedy
Pants/Shorts:. shorts
Summer/Winter/Fall/Spring: spring
Christmas/End of the School Year: end of the school year
Warm/Cold: warm
Italian/Chinese: chinese
Tyra Banks/Kate Moss: tyra bank
Martha Stewart/Rachel Ray: martha stewart
Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie: paris hilton
Angelina Jolie/Jennifer Anistan: angelina jolie
Love/Lust: lust
Flowers/Candy: candy

Love Life...


First Love: quinten price
Longest Love: niles b.
Person you love: GOD
Do you believe in the one: God
Do you believe i love at first sight: yes
Do you still talk to your first Love: no
Ever let someone go and regreted it: yes,all the time
Have you ever cheated on someone: yes
Ever been cheated on: yes!!!
Loved someone and they didn't know: yes!!

Material Things...


Cellphone: yes
Pager/Beeper: no
Computer (Desktop): yes
Laptop: no
Digital Camera: yes
Game Console: no
Vehicle: yes
iPod: no
Blackberry or Palm: no
How many DVDs: 100
How many CDs: 100 and more
Kind of TV: plasma

Last Time...


Last song you heard: don't matter
Last person you talked to: mom
Last thing you said: do't let me talk about u
Last thing you ate: chicken rice
Last time you cried: last week

Have You Ever...


Have you smoked: yes
Have you drank: yes
Been stoned: no
Bungee Jumped: no

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FOR ALL THE YOUNG DUDES,MY LIL SISTA SHELIQUE...LOL .. width="425" height="350" ..YES FELLAZ I DO DO ALL TYPES OF PARTIES,ME AND THE LADIES I WORK WIT,THIS IS ME AND A COUPLE OF GURLS AT A PARTY THE THEY THREW FOR A BIRTHDAY FELLA IN CASCADE...YES I'M IN THE VIDEO,WIT THE BLACK SHORTS ON...LOL .. width="425" height="350" ..MY BOYFRIEND AND HIS FRIEND DOING WATER PRANKZ .. width="425" height="350" ..MY BOYFRIEND AGIAN WIT HIS CRAZY FRIENDS...LOL .. width="425" height="350" ..HEY YA'LL CHICKS CHET OUT MY BROTHER JA-DERRICK,AND HIS FRIEND CORY,AND BORON.THE SHIT IS SO FUNNY... .. width="425" height="350" ..