OX 45 (Talls), Schnappster, Ronoldo's Burritos, The Blue Torpedo, 8-Tracks, Jill & Lanie, The Big Gnarly Eyeball, Skank Weed, 151.
Fine Chicks !
Blue Oyster Cult, Ted Nugent, The Scorpions, T-REX, Black Sabbath, Foghat, Deep Purple, Hocus Pocus, KC & The Sunshine Band
Michael Kopelow - Joe Bradford Tatum - Hubbs China Kantner - Jill Clifton Gonzalez Gonzalez - Tack Renee Ammann - Lanie David Groh - Jill's Dad Jake Busey - Otis Muldoon Kevin Kilner - Officer Dean Taylor Negron - Himself Richard Chaim - Norm Hankey Josh Berman - Perk Art Chudabala - Mike Dick David R. Parker - Mike New York Daniel Collins - Crump Michael Wiseman - Crump's Brother Ernest M. Gavoia - Neighbor Judith Drake - Mrs. Hankey Stacey Giugliano - Surfer Girl Tarla Greenhut - Shannon Frankie Avalon - HimselfCREWDirector(s): James MelkonianWriter(s): James Melkonian Rich WilkesProducer(s): David Heyman Neil MoritzExecutive Producer(s): Mark Amin Andrew HershCinematography: Paul HolahanEditing: Peter SchinkMusic Composer: David KitayProduction Design: Teri WhittakerArt Direction: Easton SmithSet Direction: Susan A. ChooljianCostume Design: Jacki ArthurCasting: Jeffery PasseroSound: Ken Segal - mixerMakeup: Suzzee ToonStunt Coordination: John Stewart
Hubbs: I'd kick his ass if it wasn't for his massive upper body stregnth.--------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------- Hubbs: Ever since you got hit by that laser at that Blue Oyster Cult Show you've been acting like a pussy!------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------- Tack: Bring on the bitches!---------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------- Joe: Technically you're his chicks.----------------------------------------------------- --------------------------- Hubbs: Every band puts out at least one pussy song so they can find out who the faggots are!-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ Dad: Where do you get your values? From that stinking heavy metal music you listen to day and night? Joe: Yeah, that's it, man. It's all the music! You know everything is just fine until we just listen to a couple of heavy metal albums. Then we get all fucked up!--------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------- Buffalo Chick ..1: It's a party. Joe: Who's it gonna be, just you chicks? Buffalo Chick ..1: Yeah. We could play... submarine. Hubbs: Actually ladies we gotta get going. Buffalo Chick ..2: Where you going? Hubbs: Just cruisin' man.-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ Tack: What chick's gonna wanna go out with a krater face? Joe: Your face will clear up some day man, and who knows, maybe you can meet a chick with an acne problem too. Then you two will have something in common. Tack: I don't want no chicks with zits, I want fine chicks!----------------------------------------------------- --------------------------- Joe: Nothing happened, man. She didn't even give me head.------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------- Joe: Shit man! I gotta get that chic's phone number. How do you spell Weijikowokawitz anyway? Hubbs: What are you gonna fucking call her man? That's the whole point. Shes from up north! You never have to see her again! You didnt even pork her, thank god! Joe: Hubbs, man. You just dont get it, do you? Man, I was digging on that chic! Hubbs: What did she have like a great personality? Ahahaha! You're thinking too much pussy!------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------- Tack: You'd rather watch The Dukes of Hazzard instead of getting laid?------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------- Hubbs: Information without transportation equals dick.------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------- Lanie: [takes hit from pipe, coughs] This is fuckin' skank weed! Joe: You can still catch a buzz off of it.--------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------- Hubbs: You're going to get your ass kicked over some fatass chick man?-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ [Crump's brother is kicking down the door and Joe and Hubbs run to hide in the kitchen] Hubbs: Oh man... Crump's brother is going to kick our ass bad. But it was worth it, eh dude? That chick was rad. Joe: Uh... yeah, man. Hubbs: What? You blew it? You didn't go for it? [Joe looks away] Hubbs: I should kick your ass myself.----------------------------------------------------- --------------------------- Hubbs: If it wasn't for you and this fag, me and Joe would be having a tittie-fest right now!-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ Joe: It still ain't cool to just worm his chicks, man. Hubbs: What the fuck, Joe! Is that fuckin' eyeball lookin' at you again?------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------- Jill Wajakawakawitz: Who's Tack? Joe: Just Some Dude-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ Mrs. Hankey: Don't be such a Poopydoodle!------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------- Jill Wajakawakawitz: Guy kinda reminds me of Mondo Man. Lanie: Yeah kind of. Joe: Who the fuck is Mondo Man? Jill Wajakawakawitz: Oh, he's just some dude.