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Doug is God

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I hate being called Dougie. I love corrupting that which is good and virtuous. I also like dogs.

My Interests

books, motion pictures, music, politics, sarcasm, beauty

I'd like to meet:

Your sister.

Music:

Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Prince, Meat Loaf, Phil Spector, Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen, Kate Nash, Jim Steinman, Louis XIV, Kaiser Chiefs, The Beatles, The Shins, The Donnas, The Fratellis, The Arctic Monkeys, The Dandy Warhols, Nirvana, AC/DC, Arcade Fire, Parliament, Funkadelic, Wilco, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Woody Guthrie, Explosions in the Sky, The Hives, and on and on and on...

Movies:

Casablanca, The Big Sleep, The Maltese Falcon, Tombstone, Open Range, Star Treks 2 and 6, Return of the Jedi, Die Hard and Die Hard with a Vengence, Ocean's 11 Out of Sight, and on and on...

Television:

The A-Team, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Batman: The Animated Series, Justice League, Friends, South Park, Friday Night Lights, Heroes, Seinfeld, Boston Legal, The Office

Books:

shitloads

Heroes:



My Blog

Sorry

"A weblog is a personal journal. Personal but not private as I obviously allow the public to read it. But personal in that this is my space to express my thoughts, feelings and, yes, frustrations." ...
Posted by Doug is God on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 12:15:00 PST

who needs enemies?

as much as I bitch about my friends, they make me laugh. Andy called me yesterday afternoon. "Hey man, what's up?" "Not much," I replied. He asked, "Do you have any plans for this evening?" ...
Posted by Doug is God on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 09:32:00 PST

Geek out

I was watching the Emperor talk to Anakin about how he killed the sand people who killed his mom. And I was wondering, once Anakin gave into the dark side and became Darth Vader, why didn't he, in th...
Posted by Doug is God on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 10:20:00 PST

as time goes by

I recieved a call from Andy at about 11:30 thursday morning, letting me know he had a cancelation at his dental office and if i wanted to take it to have my last filling put in. I agreed, even though ...
Posted by Doug is God on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 12:31:00 PST

today's biggest laugh

Q: "I've heard that if I do reps with the muscles I use to stop my piss, I can screw for longer. Does this really work?" A: "Sir, if I may say, poetry flows through you like the desultory breeze d...
Posted by Doug is God on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 10:22:00 PST

And then my face exploded

Perhaps a mistake, or perhaps not, Mr. Moneybags, Kim, James, and I went out for drinks Saturday night. This is our story. The night started just like any other. After Mr. Moneybags spend the...
Posted by Doug is God on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Invalid Subject line, you cannot leave the subject blank." MY ASS

the Cutting Edge (69% dark, 43% spontaneous, 16% vulgar) your humor style:CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacin...
Posted by Doug is God on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fairbanks Day 26 & 27 (by proxie)

Hot shit, have I been neglectful. What can I say, though, I'm glad to be home. After Day 25's marathon of getting my shit done, I was basically out of time. Having used up 50 of the alloted 60 pe...
Posted by Doug is God on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fairbanks Day 25

You know, I fucked something somewhere. This should be day 27. Oh well. Beautiful Alaska: So, first of all... HOT DAMN, IT'S THURSDAY! Got up nice and early and headed back out to Ft...
Posted by Doug is God on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fairbanks Days 22, 23, and 24

Hot damn, it's Wednesday! Nothing at all happened Monday and Tuesday, except I was able to really close up some case work. Today, I focused on Special Interviews (SPINs), which is what i spent the...
Posted by Doug is God on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST